初中英语笑话对话

CanIhelpyou?Yes,please./No,thanks.Whoisthis?Thisismymother.

Father'sThingsWhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowMr.Howard'scl

situation1情景一ONthephone打电话A:HellomayIspeaktoTom?请问汤姆在吗?B:Sorry,hewasoutjustnow.对不起,他刚刚出去了,Iamhisbrot

情景对话4A:Ifeelverysleepytoday.B:What'sthematter?Didn'tyougetenoughsleeplastlight?A:Ifellasleepverylate

4Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom.Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyou

有一天,俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料.他选好一样东西,俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看.当然俺有点不好意思了,而且俺还会句英语.于是,俺就对他说：“Iamsorry”.“Iamsorry,too”外国人回

1.back;2.about;3.good;4.got;5.progress;6.catch;7.been;8.for;9.abit;10.said.

guardwasabouttosignalhistraintostartwhenhesawanattractivegirlstandingontheplatformbyanopendoor,talki

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th

A：Hi,Jack你最喜欢的运动是什么呢?hi,Jace,whatisyourfavoritesport?B：我最喜欢的运动是乒乓球.ilikeplayingpingpongbest.A：为什么喜欢乒

I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha

三、1、tall,tall,shorter,shortest2、themostfriendly3、thelongest,longer4、themostimportant5、morecarefully6

AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveitto

41、Couldyoutellmehowtogettothepostoffice?42、Howlong?43、Whichbus?44、Whereisbusstop?45、Whichstopshould

某班来了个新生.一天,老师问他：你多大了?学生：请问老师是问我哪里多大?老师：你的年龄.学生：哦,请问老师是想知道我去年的年龄还是今年的年龄?老师：废话,肯定是今年的拉.学生：哦,请问老师是要我现在告

Heymanwhat'sup!再答：Thanksdude.Howisitgoing?再答：I'mlearningsomefuckingEnglish,andanswerastupidasshole's

Apleasantplacetoplaceaplaiceisaplacewhereaplaiceispleasedtobeplaced.Don’tpamperdampscamptrampsthatca

1)IDon'tFeelLikeGettingintoanArgument"Gerald,"askedtheteacher,"whatistheshapeoftheearth?""It'sround,

这个笑话挺好笑的.生字应该不多.你自己要学查字典的.Illinois是美国东部一个州.冬天很冷.Florida在美国南部,一年气候都比较热.ABIGE-mailMistakeAnIllinoisman

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