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JOKESNO.1Woman:Whydomenchasewomenbuthavenointentionofmarrying?Man:Forthesamereasondogschasecarsbutha

Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthath

儿童笑话大全爆笑,儿童笑话大全爆笑　　一夜长这么大　　有一个读书人教儿子认“一”字,不一会儿,那男孩就记住了.第二天,那人擦桌子时,随手用抹布在桌面上画了一横,想考一考儿子还认不认识“一”字,那男孩一

明上英文课时跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?老师说：Goahead.小明就坐了下来.过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说：　　MayIgotothetoilet?老师说：Goahead.小明又坐了

Teacher:Whyareyoulateforschooleverymorning?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-Goslow".老

ResponseAbility答问技巧AnOgden,Iowa,ministerwasmatchingcoinswithamemberofhiscongregationforacupofcoffee.

母亲：“宝宝,妈妈忙去了,咱外边晾的衣服呢.你看着别让人偷了去,有事就叫我.”宝宝：“嗯”来了一小偷,对孩子：“几岁啦?”宝宝：“5岁”小偷：“你叫什么名字啊.”宝宝：“我叫小明”小偷：“你认识我吗?

蚂蚁和大象结婚没有两天同,就要离婚.法官问原因,蚂蚁说：“能不离吗?接个吻都要爬20分钟!”大象气到：“离离!接个吻都要拿放大镜找半天,还不敢喘气

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1.WhyaregirlsafraidoftheletterC1.Becauseitmakesfatfact!2.WhyistheletterEsoimportant?2.Becauseit’sthe

heyAreDirectlyfromAmericaNotlongafteranoldChinesewomencamebacktochinafromhervisittoherdaughterintheS

耳朵在此新上任的知县是山东人,因为要挂帐子,他对师爷说：“你给我去买两根竹竿来.”师爷把山东腔的“竹竿”听成了“猪肝”,连忙答应着,急急地跑到肉店去,对店主说：“新来的县太爷要买两个猪肝,你是明白人,

AtigercaughtaDeer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿Thetigerplanstoeatthedeer,sothedeerscreamed:"youcan'teatme"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大

1.VirtueManyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonas

AsmarthousewifeAsmarthousewifewastoldthattherewasakindofstovewhichwouldonlyconsumehalfofthecoalshewa

中国人寿保险一领导去泰国旅游,一日喝醉,欲强行非礼一美女.美女曰,不要啊,我可是泰国人妖!领导曰,怕什么,我是中国人兽!

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一个外国人,到中国生活了一段时间后说：以前觉得中国人挺谦虚的,现在发觉不是这样的别人就问他为什么他说：你看啊,大街上到处写着：中国很行,中国人们很行,中国农业很行,中国工商很行.

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

解题思路：见解答过程解题过程：母鸡的腿hen’slegsSon:Whyarehen’slegssoshort?Dad:You’reafool.Ifthehen&rs