作业帮用英语写一个笑话
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joke
AChinesewhocouldnotspeakEnglishwellgoestoaforeigncountrycameacrossatrafficaccident.hecallthe911andsa
humorjoke(绝对准确）
Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedocto
EnglishJokes
jokejokestelljokestellingjokesTotelljokes看你怎么用了
Canwehaveourteacherback?Onceasuperintendentofschoolswasvisitingathree-roomschool.Oneroomwasverynoisy
Englishjokes
最常用的就是joke.或者makefunof.对.开了个玩笑.
Onedayafterschooltheteachersaidtohisstudents,"Tomorrowmorning,ifanyoneofyoucananswermyfirstquestion,
你为什么熬夜?「还有两集剧要追」、「晚上吃多了没消化」、「习惯了」…这些不过是表象,是借口.当一个人度过充实而满足的一天后,自然会不到十点就犯困,一沾枕头就睡得很香；夜夜熬、天天困、改也改不掉、想戒戒
Onceuponatime,astupidguywenttothedoctor's."What'sthematterwithyou",askedthedoctor."Ihavebeenbrokenal
joke
在一个剧场,一个小男孩正坐在大个子的后面男子：你能看到吗,孩子?男孩：不,先生,不是的.男子：当我笑的时候,你就跟着我笑意思是被大个子全部挡住了.当大个子笑的时候,小男孩就跟着笑.意思是小男孩根本看不
有一天,学校邀请家长到校参观上课情况,上午第一节课,学生向老师问好,说：“老师早.”老师想学生也应该向在场的家长问好,便说：“还有家长呢?”学生还没来得及反应,家长们便一齐站起来,说：“老师,早.”
Letmetakeitdown Anelephantsaidtoamouse,"nodoubtthatyouarethesmallestzndmostuselessthingthatIhaveeve
IWasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseem
Today,Iamgoingtotellyouajoke.
Dusk,Ijogintheroadindustry.Haveayoungmanranupfrombehindme,inmyearhastilycried:"Run!""Whathappened?"I