笑话短段子
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1.有一只狼宝宝噢,它一生下来不吃肉只吃素,它父母很担心啊.结果一天看到狼宝宝追一只兔子啦,父母很欣慰.然后狼宝宝抓住兔子说:把胡萝卜交出来!…… 2.这个跳水运动员难度系数非常高,他先转体翻滚一周
英语笑话故事 HeWon Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself. Tommy:That'st
ThePerfectSon.A:Ihavetheperfectson.B:Doeshesmoke?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Doeshedrinkwhiskey?A:No,hedoesn't.
有2个,第一个非常短的哦~TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asi
Threemen,adoctor,anaccountantandalawyeraredeadandtheyappearinfrontofStPeter.StPetertellsthemthatthey
1.母亲:“明明,你上学有三个多月了,你觉得语文和数学哪一门好学些呢?” 明明:“数学好学.” 母亲:“为什么?” 明明:“因为语文生字多,数学只有0到9十个数字.”2. 数学课上,小明趴在桌子
Heisreallysomebody--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemanina
笑话一担【原文】秀才年将七十,忽生一子.因有年纪而生,即名年纪.未几又生一子,似可读书,命名学问.次年,又生一子.笑曰:“如此老年,还要生儿,真笑话也.”因名曰“笑话.”三人年长无事,俱命入山打柴,及
HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid
mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the
已解决问题收藏转载到QQ空间需要英语笑话30[标签:英语,笑话]急绚丽玫瑰回答:14人气:14解决时间:2009-03-1422:03检举今天我正在看碟,老妈又捧了本书进来,说道:给我讲讲这几句话什么
mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the
Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".老
AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveitto
heyAreDirectlyfromAmericaNotlongafteranoldChinesewomencamebacktochinafromhervisittoherdaughterintheS
英语笑话故事HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.
Themeanman'sparty.Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisap
Moneyisnoteverything.There‘sMastercard&Visa.钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.每个人
WhoIstheLaziest? Father:Well,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelazi
有个人不小心撞了一个外国人.他:I'msorry外:I'msorry,too.他:I'msorry,three外:Whatareyousorryfor他:I'msorry,five.AGoodBoyL