笑话英语作文有中文(50字)

DrunkOneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwa

A呀,这小B孩儿,C家D呀,EF也不穿,还露着小GG

笑话：Mumandherseven-years-oldsonarewatchingafootballmatch.Suddenly,thesonaskshismum,"mum,whydomanyuncl

柜台前,是一对外国夫妇.收银员问：“CanyouspeakChinese?”外国夫妇答：“可以,如果你说的慢一点的话.”收银员：“C..an.you.speak.Chinese?”

Asiswellknown,booksteachustolearnlife,truth,scienceandmanyotherusefulthings.Theyincreaseourknowledge

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

NottoBeTakenOutMarkTwainoncewenttoborrowacertainbookfromaneighbourinTarrytown.“MayIborrowabookfromyo

祝你新的一年快乐幸福　　Wishyouhappinessandprosperityinthecomingyear!　　辞旧迎新　　RingouttheOldYearandringintheNewYea

Ayoungmanwhowasverydepressedaskedhisbestfriendforadvice,hesaid,“Iwanttohaveawife一个年轻的男子神情沮丧,向他最好的朋友寻

TwoBirdsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Student:

IWasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseem

IWasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseem

LikeFather,LikeSon(有其父必有其子)Oneday,Mr.Readfoundalitterboyinhisappletree.Hegotveryangryandshouted,"Hey

Asachild,wehavemanyfriends,weliketoplayjokeswithourfriends,sometimesitcanpromotecommunication.Likewh

LastweekIwenttothetheatre.Ihadaverygoodseat.Theplaywasveryinteresting.Ididnotenjoyit.Ayoungmanandayo

Oneday,thephonerang,andalittleboyanswered.“MayIspeaktoyourparents?”“They''rebusy.”“Oh.Isanybodyelset

英语笑话故事HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.

笑话[xiàohua]（引人发笑的故事,笑料）joke;jest;jape:闹笑话makeafoolofoneself;makeafunnymistake;说笑话crackajoke;jape;短语（

Therearefourpeopleinmyfamily,myparents,mybotherandI.Myfamilyisprettygood.I’mreallyhappy.Mybrotheriss

二、法官与小偷ItwastheChristmasseasonandthejudgewasinamerrymoodasheaskedtheprisoner,“Whatisyouroffense?”“Id