英语三人搞笑对话

:DidtheyoungmanspeakEnglish?Ihadanamusingexperiencelastyear.AfterIhadleftasmallvillageinthesouthofFr

“I'msorry,Madam,butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”“Twentydollars!Why,Iu

Intherestaurant.W:WhatcanIdoforyou,sir?C:BeijingRoastDuck,TomatoandEggSoup.That'sall.W:Amoment.W:You

你俩今晚有啥节目?没啊没,啥事没有.那太好了,咱们去烧烤如何?我没钱,你们呢?我也是,一分钱都没有.太糟糕了,那咱么去弄点钱.怎么弄.我们去欠银行,然后我们就发了,我们可以天天烧烤了.听起来不错.哪一

老同学（搞笑校园短剧）演员：小石头老干巴大杂面小丹小丹：这不嘛,大学毕业十来年,当年的同学见面都难,有的有钱有的没钱,穷的不把富来奔,富的与穷家也无言.同学情感可不能白费,所以我们今天啊开个同学会,只

表示同五年级..英语不好但是你可以找一些笑话然后用谷歌翻译对照多练练

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KeyLost(Henryisleaningonthecar,facingtheotherside,whileVickywalkstowardshim)Vicky:Hey,isthatHenry?Wh

Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel,whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent‘switnesses．Onewit

TheLionandtheMouseALIONwasawakenedfromsleepbyaMouserunningoverhisface.Risingupangrily,hecaughthimand

Thechickenwiththreelegs旁白：Oneday,adriverdriveshiscartoavillage.Hedrivesveryfast,butheseeachickenover

TheMeanMan'sParty吝啬鬼的聚会Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofind

A:Doyouknowhowtowrite"pig"?B:it'seasy,p-i-gA:idonotthinkso,itisp-u-gB:noit's"i"!A:it'syou!B:i!A:u!B:

英语笑话（一）老师在黑板上写了一句：Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译.有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽.”小明上英文课时跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?老师说：Goahead.小明就坐了

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

achineseguytravelledtonewyork,oncehehappenedtofallintoahole,andhecriedforhelp.thentwopolicemencameto

A:HowdidyouspendyourChristmasBand你怎么度过圣诞节的b和c?B:Well,Istayedhomealldayanddonothingatall.我整天呆在家里什么也没有

-hey,thatlady,ilikeyou,willyoubemygirlfiend?-oh,sorry,ithinkyouhavetomakeyourfacechangedfirst,youare

Amanaskedforamealinarestaurant.Thewaiterbroughtthefoodandputitonthetable.Afteramoment,themancalledth

--朝搞笑英语对话一个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的：前台小姐：“Hello.”老外：“Hi.”前台小姐：“Youhavewhatthing?”老外：“Canyousp