英语双人对话幽默

Onedayaguydiesandfindshimselfinhell.Asheiswallowingindespairhehashisfirstmeetingwithademon...Demon:W

1．DoYouKnowMyWork?Onenightahotelcaughtfire,andthepeoplewhowerestayinginitranoutintheirnightclothes．T

A:DoyoulikeEnglish?B:Yes,Ilikeitverymuch!

ReservingaroombyphoneFrontDesk:RoyalHotel,canIhelpyou?Tom:Yes.Iurgentlyneedaroomfortomorrownight,and

A：Hello,wouldyoucheatintheexamyou?B：Inmostcases,notcheating,becauseIgotgoodgrades,butsometimescheat.

经典对话一：男：CanIbuyyouadrink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?）女：ActuallyI’dratherhavethemoney.（不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.)经典对话二：男：CanIha

Oneday,avillageidiotwonthefirstprizeinthelottery(彩票).“Howdidyouguesstheluckynumber?”askedhisneighbor

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th

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Peterjoinedthearmywhenhewaseighteen,andforseveralmonthshewastaughthowtobeagoodsoldier.Hedidquitewell

大家只知道小龙女被尹志平OOXX了,以为是尹志平占了便宜,但真相到底是什么呢?当年小龙女被尹志平XXOO过了3,4个月,小龙女就离杨过而去,要和绝情谷主结婚,这估计就是有了孩子,妊娠反应出现了,她很惊

:Hi,excuseme,I'msorrytobugyou,butdoyouknowwhereTheRoyalHotelis?Justaminute.I'masbusyasabeerightnow.O

I:Hi!James,wehavebeeninhereforalongtime.Butnow,wecanmakebrochuresaboutourhotel.Friend(James):Mum,Tha

上次小学同学给我邮寄了一箱槟榔.一哥们问我是啥,我说是湖南特产.他一听来劲了,硬要尝一点,好吧,我给他了.半个小时后,他居然跑到我宿舍跪在我面前,真的跪了,满脸通红,额头全是汗,只说了一句话：你给我的

Let'stalkaboutChineseMovie"Assembly"--集结号；1.Doyouknowthereisaverypopularmovie?2.Really?YouknowIamver

"Idon'twantacar,"saidthefarmertothepersistenr(坚持不懈的）salesman."Ineedanewcow""Butyoucan'trideacowalong

A:Tommy,theexamiscoming,whatshouldIdo.B:Takeiteasy(别紧张）,Cathey.Icanhelpyouprepareforit.A:Iknow,butIj

JacobandWilhelmGrimm　　Onceuponatimetherewasaclever,wilypeasant,whosetrickscouldbemuchtalkedabout.The

ApleasantdreamJune:Areyoudoingthefootballpools(赌注),Brian?Brian:Yes,I’venearlyfinished,June.I’msurewe

一天,妻子苦着脸对老公说：“我已经很久没有称过体重了,不知道重了没有?”丈夫闻言说：“我劝你不要称比较好,毕竟有些事不知道你反而不会为此而忧愁!”