英语笑话2人对话
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Father'sThingsWhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowMr.Howard'scl
里面是有带对话的,可是不长,建议找个中文笑话翻译一下.1,IthinkthatI'machickenPsychiatrist:What'syourproblem?Patient:IthinkI'mac
BedtimePrayers睡前祷告词Juliewassayingherbedtimeprayers.“PleaseGod,”shesaid,“MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.
Longago,inalandfaraway,therelivedabeautifulyounggirl.Shewasverysad.Hermotherhaddiedandherfatherhadma
医院里传来新生儿的笑声,医生们很奇怪,掰开刚出生的婴儿紧紧握着的拳头.看到了一片药丸.这时婴儿开口说话了:妈的,想干掉我,没那么容易.
4Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom.Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyou
HuisleadingChinaBush:Condi!Nicetoseeyou.What'shappening?Condi:Sir,Ihavethereporthereaboutthenewleade
有一天,俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料.他选好一样东西,俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看.当然俺有点不好意思了,而且俺还会句英语.于是,俺就对他说:“Iamsorry”.“Iamsorry,too”外国人回
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ThePerfectSon.A:Ihavetheperfectson.B:Doeshesmoke?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Doeshedrinkwhiskey?A:No,hedoesn't.
AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th
(ThisisguaranteedlaughsintheChineseclassroom.ItwasoriginallyabitinaPinkPanthermovie).Amanwalksintoas
I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha
(ThisisguaranteedlaughsintheChineseclassroom.ItwasoriginallyabitinaPinkPanthermovie).Amanwalksintoas
某班来了个新生.一天,老师问他:你多大了?学生:请问老师是问我哪里多大?老师:你的年龄.学生:哦,请问老师是想知道我去年的年龄还是今年的年龄?老师:废话,肯定是今年的拉.学生:哦,请问老师是要我现在告
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请采纳我的问题 1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说:“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”
老板:万分欢迎,没有你我们的公司肯定大不一样!职员:如果工作太累,搞不好我会辞职的.老板:放心,我不会让这样的事情发生的!职员:我双休日可以休息吗?老板:当然了!这是底线!职员:平时会天天加班到凌晨吗
1)IDon'tFeelLikeGettingintoanArgument"Gerald,"askedtheteacher,"whatistheshapeoftheearth?""It'sround,
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