适合演讲的英语幽默小故事

这里有一些英文幽默,Alittleboyaskedhismother"Whyareyoucrying?"一个男孩问他的妈妈：“你为什么要哭呢?”"BecauseI'mawoman,"shetoldhi

题目：Idon'tlikeher正文：Bobgoestoanewschool.Onedayhecomesback,“bob,doyoulikeyournewteacher?"hismotherasks

Howtimeflies,Ithaspasthalfanmonthsincebeginningofthesummerholiday.Astheweathergettinghotterandhotter

赛才英语论坛里有挺多的英语脑筋急转弯你能猜出几个1.Whatwillyoubreakonceyousayit?(什么东西一说出来就打破?)　Silence.(沉默)　　2.Willliarsbehon

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th

ParableofthePencilThepencilmakertookthepencilaside,justbeforeputtinghimintothebox.'therearefivething

这个不多~WhoDeservesHelp?Manyyearsago,therelivedaveryrichmanwhowantedtodosomethingforthepeopleofhistown.

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

ASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"hasan

LetmetakeitdownAnelephantsaidtoamouse,"nodoubtthatyouarethesmallestzndmostuselessthingthatIhaveevers

ACleverPandaAlittlepandapicksupapumpkinandwantstotakeithome.Butthepumpkinistoobig.Thepandacan’ttakei

你可以买《妙语短篇》（一系列书）,里面的故事都挺幽默、简单.

Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore""I

Today,Itellalittlestorytoyou.Onceuponatimetherewasafarmerwhoworkedhardinthefieldseveryday.Oneday,whi

Iteachcomputercourses,andmystudentsoftencallmeathomewithquestions.OnemorningIwasonthephone,explainin

1.Theearthquakehasshockedme.RecentlyIloggedonBaidutosearchtheeventsaboutSichuanearthquake.Thenallthe

怎样才算适合初一的.

Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedocto

一位台湾人到美国旅行!他在那儿看车祸发生,他就热心去报警,但又不会英语!结果他这样说：Onecarcome,onecargo!Twocarnostop,bingbangbingbang!Please,

我推荐你可以去看看blackcat阶梯读物一级一级读上去的,如果能够坚持的话,听说读写一般到最后都会比之前有很大的进步.因为我现在也正在看,不敢过多的夸张..