英语双人相声,搞笑的,还要带翻译的.

英语双人相声,搞笑的,还要带翻译的.

A:well,this is not small
甲：唷,这不是小X吗?
B:well,is a small X ah,what are you doing recently?
乙：唷,是小X啊,最近忙什么哪?
A:hi,do not have what matter,play chess,old didn't see you he,is he ok?
甲：嗨,没啥事,下下象棋,老没见你们老爷子了,他还好吗?
B:Joe your blessing,also is hale and hearty.
乙：托您福,还硬朗着呢.
A:your father also like playing chess.
甲：你爸爸也喜欢下象棋.
B:yes,it is
乙：是啊
A:don't,before I'm old and your father play chess.
甲：可不,以前我老和你爸爸下棋.
B:that's right
乙：没错
A:once we both play chess,I still remain a then,your father still remain a like...
甲：有一回我们俩下棋,我还剩一士,你爸爸还剩一象.
B:that's not a draw?
乙：那不和棋了吗?
A:yes,as I am also a draw,but your father not stem,must then down not?
甲：是啊,依着我也是和棋,可你爸爸不干,非得接着下不可?
B:ah?How do the next?
乙：那怎么下呀?
A:ha ha,your father has idea.
甲：你爸爸有主意.
B:any idea?
乙：什么主意?
A:your dad said "don't let's and the like are!"
甲：你爸爸说了“要不咱们士象都过河吧.”
甲：B:never heard of it!乙：没听说过!
A:then what your father like just across the river,I taxi also across the river,you dad took his like like me,I will take my taxi and your father...Your dad to like me,and I'll then your father,your father like me,I and your father,your father like I WoShiNiBaBa,your father like I WoShiNiBaBa,your father like I WoShiNiBaBa,your father like I WoShiNiBaBa,your father like I WoShiNiBaBa,your father like I WoShiNiBaBa...
甲：然后呢你爸爸的象就过河了,我的士也过河了,你爸爸就拿他的象象我,我
就拿我的士士你爸爸.你爸爸再象我,我再士你爸爸,你爸爸象我,我士你爸爸
,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我
我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸,你爸爸象我我是你爸爸.
B:go to your!
乙：去你的吧!