英语翻译Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,this'l

英语翻译
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you,I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now,I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim,I drank a fifth of vodka,you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins,"In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't,then Phil saw it all,then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is,you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now,I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim,we coulda been together,think about it
You ruined it now,I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*screaming*} Shut up bitch!I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Slim,that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat,I just tied her up,see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more,and then she'll die too
Well,gotta go,I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit,I forgot,how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
Dear Stan,I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now,how far along is she?
Look,I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show,I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan,I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter,I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself,I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little,I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad?Try to understand,that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk,and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape,but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about,his name was..it was you
Damn!

亲爱的从不回信的先生.
这将是我寄给你最后的邮件了.
六个月了,从没有回信——这不是我应得的.
我知道你受到了最近的两封信；
我在上面清清楚楚的写上了地址.
这回是我要寄给你的磁带,
我在车上,在高速路上开90
嘿,slim,我喝了第15个伏特加,你说我还能开吗?
你知道PhilCollins那首关于救一个落水者的歌“In the Air of the Night”吗
但他没有得救
那情形就和现在一样,你本可以阻止我溺水的.
但现在一切都晚了,我吃了1000片镇定药
眼睛睁不开了,我想要的只不过是个该死的回信.
我希望您能知道我把你的照片从墙上都撕了下来.
我爱你slim.我们本应该在一起的,想想吧
现在你把一切都毁了,我想你不会睡着的,一定会梦到这一切.
当你梦到时,定会惊叫的
我希望你会受到良心的谴责,没有我,你不能呼吸
看看吧,slim[尖叫声]*子,闭嘴!我正在说话
嘿,slim,那是我的女友在后备箱中尖叫.
但我不会割开她的喉咙,我只是绑住她.
我不像你.
因为窒息而死会让她更痛苦.
好了,该走了,我已经到桥上了,
噢,见鬼,我怎么才能把磁带寄出去呢?
亲爱的Stan,我本打算尽快回信给你,但最近太忙了.
你说你的女朋友怀孕了,多长时间了.
你能给你女儿起那个名字,我真的感到十分高兴.
这里有给你弟弟的签名,
我写在了信的一开始
很抱歉在演唱会上没能见到你,我肯定时错过了
不要认为我写那些歌是故意让你难过的
可你却说你也喜欢割腕
我唱那些只是说着玩的.
嘿,你还好吗?
你有些小麻烦Stan,我想你需要些建议来帮帮你了.
你说我们将会在一起是什么意思?
这种话让我不想和你见面
我想你和你的女友确实是相互需要的
也许你应该对她好一些
希望你能读到这封信,但愿它能赶在你伤害自己前寄到.
只要放松一些,我想你会好起来的
很高兴我可以激励你,但你为何那样疯狂
我只要你做一个歌迷
我不想再看到你说疯话了
两周前的一个新闻让我感到不安
一个家伙开车冲到了桥下
后备箱里是他怀孕的女友
在车上还找到了一盒磁带
可他们没说磁带是给谁的……
想想看,他的名字是……是你
该死的!