帮忙翻译成英语啊,意思大概相同的就OK 啊?!

帮忙翻译成英语啊,意思大概相同的就OK 啊?!
2008年12月19日,是我有生以来最最最倒霉的一天了.昨天的800米考试,我很尽力,跑得全身酸痛啊.早上,爸爸心血来潮,说要开车载我去学校,呵呵,我当然是很高兴啊.在公路上,我和爸爸有说有笑.刚想加速度,突然发现前面有一块大石头,刹车已经来不及啦,我家的车子损坏啦……妈妈很忙碌,等到她载我去学校的时候,预备铃正好响起,班主任就记我迟到,还要自己被罚扫地一天啊.我好冤枉啊,千年等一回的迟到,却刚好被老师逮住,伤心啊.我们要检查指甲,英语课,我正在剪指甲,却被英语老师看到啦……课后,我还要收一大堆烦人的作业啊,真的是快要发疯啦.物理课,老师讲的内容,我都不是很能理解啊.数学啊,小测的题目很简单,我居然错了一题,就要重新全部小测啊.下午,我却没有带历史课是资料,老师收练习册,我都没有交.语文课,老师又提问我回答问题,终于挨到放学了,我却因为公务在身还不能马上回家啊……总而言之,今天是我有记忆以来最衰的一天啦……呜呜呜,好累啊……

In all one's born days in December 19, 2008, is the most unlucky day. Yesterday's 800 meters examination, I was trying to run, sore. Morning, my father said to be prompted by a sudden impulse, drive me to school, oh, of course I am very happy. On the road, I and father laughing and talking. Just want to acceleration, suddenly found in front of a large stone, brake is already too late, my car damaged ... ... My mother is very busy, until she drive me to school, the bell rang, I was late for class, but his penalty sweeping day ah. I'm good, long expecting for being late, but was caught by the teacher, sad ah.. We must check nails, English, I 'm nails, but English teacher see ... ... After class, I take a lot of homework, really nuts. Physics class, the teacher say, I do not understand ah. Mathematics Oh, quiz questions is very simple, I was the wrong question, it will be all the quiz. In the afternoon, I did not take the history lesson is the data, the teacher receives the workbook, I've never. Chinese class, the teacher also asked me to answer the question, finally had a school, I because the official who also can not immediately go home ah ... ... To make a long story short, today is my memory the most unlucky day ... ... Ooo, tired ah ... ...