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以前看过一篇英语笑话叫“intelligence,但是不知道什么意思,能解释下么,不觉得搞笑 What is Intel

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以前看过一篇英语笑话叫“intelligence,但是不知道什么意思,能解释下么,不觉得搞笑 What is Intelligence? Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, 'intelligence'?" The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!" The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."
什么是智商? 两个人在烈日下挖沟.其中一个人对另一个人说:“为什么我们要在洞里挖沟,二我们的老板却可以躲在树荫下乘凉呢?” “我不知道,”另一个人回答说,“我去问问他.”于是他便爬出洞,走到他老板面前说:“为什么我们要在大太阳下挖沟,二你可以在树荫下站着?”“智商问题,”老板说. “智商问题是什么意思?” 老板说:“好吧,我演示给你看.我把我的首放在树上,我希望你以最大的力气用你的拳头击打我的手.” 挖沟人用力挥舞着拳头,想要击打老板的手.可是老板迅速移开了手,然后挖沟人的拳头落在树上了.老板说:“这就是智商.”挖沟人返回洞里.他同伴问,老板怎么说? “他说我们之所以在下面是因为智商问题?”“什么智商问题啊?”同伴问道.挖沟人吧手放在他自己的脸上,说:“拿起你的铁锹,击打我的手.”
此笑话的笑点是说那个挖沟人的愚钝.一字一字敲的,望给奖励.