请高人帮翻译一段话!(汉译英)急用谢谢!

请高人帮翻译一段话!(汉译英)急用谢谢!
2010年,一位垂死的老人躺在病床上,他的孙子站在床边,老人嘱咐孙子到:"好孩子,除了没有看完海贼王以外,爷爷一生就没有什么遗憾,所以海贼王出全集以后,你一定要烧张光盘给我,我好在天堂看啊!"
孙子乖巧的答道:"爷爷你放心去吧,孙子一定帮你办到."闻言,老人欣慰的闭上了眼睛.
时间飞快的流过,2010年的一天,一位迟暮的老人坐在一座墓碑前,失声痛哭:"爷爷啊,孙子不孝,我等了这么多年也没有等到海贼王出全集,孙子对不起你啊!"哭完,老人含恨死去.
孙子死后上了天堂,见到了上帝,上帝对孙子说:"我可以实现你一个愿望,你说吧."
孙子想也没想,张口道:"帮我把日本岛沉了吧."
上帝说:"这个太难了,换一个吧."
孙子说:"那我要海贼王全集!"
上帝抹了抹汗,对旁边的天使喊道:"去把地球仪拿来,我看看日本在哪呢?"
注:海贼王是一部出了N久还没有出完的漫画.
就是上面这些了,高人啊,一定要帮帮我,我下星期就要用了啊!

in 2010,a dying old person lies down on the hospital bed,his grandson stands in the bedside,old person exhorts the grandson:“the good child,besides had not looked the pirate king,grandfather the life does not have what regret,after therefore the pirate king publishes the complete works,you must certainly burn open the compact disc to give me,me are good in the heaven look!” grandson's clever replying:“grandfather you feel relieved,the grandson helps certainly you to accomplish.“heard the word happily,old person has closed the eye.time winding through very fast,2010 one day,a late in life old person sits before a tombstone,loses one's voice weeps bitterly:“grandfather,the grandson is unfilial,when I waited for these many years also not to have the pirate king to publish the complete works,the grandson am unfair to you!“cries,old person nursed hatred dies.after the grandson died,on the heaven,saw God,God said to the grandson:“I may realize a your desire,you said.” the grandson wants not to think that opens the tastes:“helped me to sink the date main island.” the God said:“this has been too difficult,trades one.” the grandson said:“then I want the pirate king complete works!” the God has wiped the perspiration,shouts to the side angel:“goes the terrestrial globe to bring,which do I have a look at Japan in?” note:The pirate king was one left the cartoon which N long has not left.