求英文电影中三个人的对话,上台表演,具体是三个男生,每人至少5句话 需要具体台词

求英文电影中三个人的对话,上台表演,具体是三个男生,每人至少5句话 需要具体台词

偶买噶.仨男的 还没人五句?shit,算一句吗.
Men in Black
INSPECTOR
Perpetrator then blinked two sets of eyelids.You mean blinked with both eyes?
EDWARDS
No,sir.He blinked once with one set,then again with another completely different set.
SERGEANT
Sort of a low beam,high beam.
INSPECTOR
Was that before or after he drew the weapon which you claim evaporated into a million pieces?
EDWARDS
After,sir.
INSPECTOR
And why do you suppose none of the other officers saw either of these two events?
EDWARDS
'Cause some of the other officers are a little soggy in the midsection.And they couldn't keep up,sir.
SERGEANT
Hey,Edwards,if you were half the man I am –
EDWARDS
What do you mean?I am half the man you are.
SERGEANT
What the hell is your problem?
EDWARDS
My problem is you being all up in my damn face all the time.
SERGEANT
I think he threw him off the roof.Ten minutes – your best shot.
INSPECTOR
(cutting off the Sergeant)
Sergeant.I want to talk to you outside.Now.
EDWARDS
You need ten minutes on a Stairmaster,you pudgy bastard.
JEEBS
Officer Edwards.Oh,hey,geez,how'd these get here?I thought I turned 'em in to the proper authorities.
He casually brushes some Rolexes off the counter.
EDWARDS
Way I hear it,Jeebs,you into something a little hotter than some stolen Rolexes.
JEEBS
Sure – I'm a big crack dealer now.I just work here because I love the hours.
This pisses Edwards off.He grabs Jeebs by the collar.
EDWARDS
(getting angry)
I'm talking about guns,Jeebs.High-tech stuff.
JEEBS
C'mon,Edwards,whatcha see is what I got.
KAY (O.S.)
Why don't you show him the imports,Jeebs.
At the sound of Kay's voice,Jeebs suddenly pales,a look of fear coming over his face.
JEEBS
H-hiya Kay,how are you?
KAY
The imports,Jeebs.Now.
JEEBS
You know I got outta that business a long time ago,Kay.
KAY
Why do you lie to me?I hate it when you lie.
He pulls his own gun and aims it at Jeebs' forehead.
JEEBS
Whoa,whoa,Kay,hold on a minute here...
KAY
I'm going to count to three.
Edwards,seeing that Kay is getting somewhere,joins in the routine.
EDWARDS
He'll do it,Jeebs.
KAY
One.
EDWARDS
I've seen him do it.
KAY
Two.
EDWARDS
Talk to me,Jeebs,he's crazy when he's like this.
JEEBS
He's always crazy.
(to Kay)
Take a cruise.Get a massage –
KAY
Three.
EDWARDS
Put down the gun and put your hands on the counter!
KAY
I warned him.
EDWARDS
Drop the weapon!
KAY
You warned him.
EDWARDS
You are under arrest.You have the right to remain silent.
KAY
Will you relax?
JEEBS (O.S.)
(irritated)
Don't do that.
Edwards whirls around to see Jeebs' body,growing another head.Only takes four or five seconds.Kay calmly shoves his gun up against Jeebs' baby-soft new cheek.
JEEBS (CONT'D)
Do you know how much that hurts?
KAY
Show us what you got,Jeebs.Or I'll use up another one.
Jeebs,panicked,hits a button on the underside of the counter,which promptly flips over,revealing yet another dusty shelf,piled high with junk –
– but this is all alien junk.Weapons,mostly,bizarre,otherworldly weapons of all shapes and sizes.
KAY
Edwards?
Edwards,still dazed by Jeebs' regrown head,glances down at all the weapons.
EDWARDS
Uh,this.This is what I saw.
Kay looks at Jeebs,pissed off.
KAY
You sold a carbonizer with implosion capacity to an unlicensed cephlapoid.
JEEBS
He looked all right to me.
KAY
A carbonizer is an assassin's weapon,Jeebs.Who was the target?
JEEBS
I don't know.
Kay raises the weapon again,threatening.
KAY
Jeebs!
JEEBS
I don't know!
Kay lowers his gun,gestures to the shelf full of weapons.
KAY
This is all confiscated.All of it.I want you on the next transport off this rock.Or I'll shoot you where it doesn't grow back.
Jeebs nods,point taken.Kay leaves.
EDWARDS
Yeah.I'll be by tomorrow for those Rolexes.