急求搞笑英语情景对话4人的,要平均点的,

急求搞笑英语情景对话4人的,要平均点的,
要搞笑点的

1.I had an amusing experience last year.After I had left a small village in the south of France,I drove on to the next town.On the way,a young man waved to me.I stopped and he asked me for a lift.As soon as he had got into the car,I said good morning to him in French and he replied in the same language.Apart from a few words,I do not know any French at all.Neither of us spoke during the journey.I had nearly reached the town,when the young man suddenly said,very slowly,"Do you speak English?' As I soon learnt,he was English himself!'
2.The secretary told me that Mr.Harmsworth would see me.I felt very nervous when I went into his office.He did not look up from his desk when I entered.After I had sat down,he said that business was very bad.He told me that the firm could not afford to pay such large salaries.Twenty people had already left.I knew that my turn had come.
'Mr.Harmsworth,' I said in a weak voice.
'Don't interrupt,' he said.
Then he smiled and told me I would receive an extra thousand pounds a year!
3.After I had had lunch at a village pub,I looked for my bag.I had left it on a chair beside the door and now it wasn't there!As I was looking for it,the landlord came in.
'Did you have a good meal?" he asked.
'Yes,thank you,' I answered,'but I can't pay the bill.I haven't got my bag.'
The landlord smiled and immediately went out.In a few minutes he returned with my bag and gave it back to me.
'I'm very sorry,' he said.'My dog had taken in into the garden.He often does this!