作业帮英诗,英语散文,英语笑话各三篇
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英诗,英语散文,英语笑话各三篇
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诗歌1.SPRING
Sound the Flute!
Now it's mute.
Birds delight
Day and Night.
Nightingale
In the dale,
Lark in Sky
Merrily
Merrily Merrily to welcome in the Year.
Little Boy
Full of joy.
Little Girl
Sweet and small.
Cock does crow,
So do you.
Merry voice,
Infant noise,
Merrily Merrily to welcome in the Year.
Little Lamb,
Here I am,
Come and lick
My white neck.
Let me pull
Your soft Wool.
Let me kiss
Your soft face.
Merrily Merrily we welcome in the Year.
把笛子吹起!
现在它无声无息.
白天夜晚
鸟儿们喜欢.
有一只夜莺
在山谷深深,
天上的云雀,
满心喜悦,
欢天喜地,迎接新年到.
小小的男孩
无比欢快.
小小的女孩
玲珑可爱.
公鸡喔喔叫,
你也叫声高.
愉快的嗓音,
婴儿的闹声,
欢天喜地,迎接新年到.
小小的羊崽,
这里有我在,
走过来舔舐
我白白的脖子.
你的毛柔软,
让我牵一牵.
你的脸娇嫩,
让我吻一吻.
欢天喜地,我们迎接新年到.
诗歌2.Childrens Eyes
What kind of world is it my friend
that little children see?
I wonder if they see God first
because they just believe?
Do they see strength in caring eyes
who watch them as they play -
or maybe love through gentle hands
that guide them on their way?
Do you think they dream of future times
when they would be a king -
or just enjoy their present life
while with their friends they sing?
Do they see the acts of kindness
done for people who are poor?
Is the very best in everyone
what they are looking for?
And when the day is over,
as they close their eyes to sleep,
do they look forward to tomorrow
with its promises to keep?
If this is what the children see,
then it should be no surprise,
the world would be a better place
if we all had children's eyes.
by Tom Krause
诗歌3.If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about,don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twiseted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothin in you
Except the Will which says to them:"Hold on!";
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings -nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty second' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
如果所有人都失去理智,咒骂你,
你仍能保持头脑情形；
如果所有人都怀疑你,
你仍能坚信自己,让所有的怀疑动摇；
如果你要等待,不要因此厌烦,
为人所骗,不要因此骗人,
为人所恨,不要因此抱恨,
不要太乐观,不要自以为是；
如果你是个追梦人?不要被梦主宰；
如果你是个爱思考的人?光想会达不到目标；
如果你遇到骄傲和挫折
把两者当骗子看待；
如果你能忍受,你曾讲过的事实
被恶棍扭曲,用于蒙骗傻子；
看着你用毕生去看护的东西被破坏,
然后俯身,用破烂的工具把它修补；
如果在你赢得无数桂冠之后‘
突遇颠峰下跌之险,
失败过后,东山再起,
不要抱怨你的失败；
如果你能迫使自己,
在别人走后,长久坚守阵地,
在你心中已空荡荡无一物’
只有意志告诉你“坚持!”；
如果你与人交谈,能保持风度,
伴王行走,能保持距离；
如果仇敌和好友都不害你；
如果所有人都指望你,却无人全心全意；
如果你花六十秒进行短程跑,
填满那不可饶恕的一分钟?
你就可以拥有一个世界,
这个世界的一切都是你的,
更重要的是,孩子,你是个顶天立地的人.
散文1.Today we have higher buildings and wider highways,but shorter temperaments and narrower points of view;
今天我们拥有了更高层的楼宇以及更宽阔的公路,但是我们的性情却更为急躁,眼光也更加狭隘；
We spend more,but enjoy less;
我们消耗的更多,享受到的却更少；
We have bigger houses,but smaller famillies;
我们的住房更大了,但我们的家庭却更小了；
We have more compromises,but less time;
我们妥协更多,时间更少；
We have more knowledge,but less judgment;
我们拥有了更多的知识,可判断力却更差了；
We have more medicines,but less health;
我们有了更多的药品,但健康状况却更不如意；
We have multiplied out possessions,but reduced out values;
我们拥有的财富倍增,但其价值却减少了；
We talk much,we love only a little,and we hate too much;
我们说的多了,爱的却少了,我们的仇恨也更多了；
We reached the Moon and came back,but we find it troublesome to cross our own street and meet our neighbors;
我们可以往返月球,但却难以迈出一步去亲近我们的左邻右舍；
We have conquered the uter space,but not our inner space;
我们可以征服外太空,却征服不了我们的内心；
We have highter income,but less morals;
我们的收入增加了,但我们的道德却少了；
These are times with more liberty,but less joy;
我们的时代更加自由了,但我们拥有的快乐时光却越来越少；
We have much more food,but less nutrition;
我们有了更多的食物,但所能得到的营养却越来越少了；
These are the days in which it takes two salaries for each home,but divorces increase;
现在每个家庭都可以有双份收入,但离婚的现象越来越多了；
These are times of finer houses,but more broken homes;
现在的住房越来越精致,但我们也有了更多破碎的家庭；
That's why I propose,that as of today;
这就是我为什么要说,让我们从今天开始；
You do not keep anything for a special occasion.because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION.
不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着,因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别；
Search for knowledge,read more ,sit on your porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs;
寻找更我的知识,多读一些书,坐在你家的前廊里,以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景,不要带上任何功利的想法；
Spend more time with your family and friends,eat your favorite foods,visit the places you love;
花多点时间和朋友与家人在一起,吃你爱吃的食物,去你想去的地方；
Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment;not only about survival;
生活是一串串的快乐时光；我们不仅仅是为了生存而生存；
Use your crystal goblets.Do not save your best perfume,and use it every time you feel you want it.
举起你的水晶酒杯吧.不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水,你想用的时候就享用吧!
Remove from your vocabulary phrases like"one of these days"or "someday";
从你的词汇库中移去所谓的“有那么一天”或者“某一天”；
Let's write that letter we thought of writing "one of these days"!
曾打算“有那么一天”去写的信,就在今天吧!
Let's tell our families and friends how much we love them;
告诉家人和朋友,我们是多么地爱他们；
Do not delay anything that adds laughter and joy to your life;
不要延迟任何可以给你的生活带来欢笑与快乐的事情；
Every day,every hour,and every minute is special;
每一天、每一小时、每一分钟都是那么特别；
And you don't know if it will be your last.
你无从知道这是否最后刻.
散文2.The pure.the bright,the beautiful, 一切纯洁的,辉煌的,美丽的,
That stirred our hearts in youth, 强烈地震撼着我们年轻的心灵的,
The impulses to wordless prayer, 推动着我们做无言的祷告的,
The dreams of love and truth; 让我们梦想着爱与真理的;
The longing after something's lost, 在失去后为之感到珍惜的,
The spirit's yearning cry, 使灵魂深切地呼喊着的,
The striving after better hopes- 为了更美好的梦想而奋斗着的-
These things can never die. 这些美好不会消逝.
The timid hand stretched forth to aid 羞怯地伸出援助的手,
A brother in his need, 在你的弟兄需要的时候,
A kindly word in grief's dark hour 伤恸、困难的时候,一句亲切的话
That proves a friend indeed ; 就足以证明朋友的真心；
The plea for mercy softly breathed, 轻声地乞求怜悯,
When justice threatens nigh, 在审判临近的时候,
The sorrow of a contrite heart- 懊悔的心有一种伤感--
These things shall never die. 这些美好不会消逝.
Let nothing pass for every hand 在人间传递温情
Must find some work to do ; 尽你所能地去做；
Lose not a chance to waken love- 别错失去了唤醒爱的良机-----
Be firm,and just ,and true; 为人要坚定,正直,忠诚；
So shall a light that cannot fade 因此上方照耀着你的那道光芒
Beam on thee from on high. 就不会消失.
And angel voices say to thee---你将听到天使的声音在说-----
These things shall never die. 这些美好不会消逝.
散文3.There are gains for all our losses. 我们失去的一切都能得到补偿,
There are balms for all our pain; 我们所有的痛苦都能得到安慰；
But when youth,the dream,departs 可是梦境似的青春一旦消逝,
It takes something from our hearts, 它带走了我们心中的某种美好,
And it never comes again. 从此一去不复返.
We are stronger, and are better, 我们变得日益刚强、更臻完美,
Under manhood’s sterner reign; 在严峻的成年生活驱使下；
Still we feel that something sweet 可是依然感到甜美的情感,
Following youth, with flying feet, 已随着青春飞逝,
And will never come again. 不再返回.
Something beautiful is vanished, 美好已经消逝,
And we sigh for it in vain; 我们枉自为此叹息；
We behold it everywhere, 尽管在天地之间,
On the earth, and in the air, 我们处处能见青春的魅力,
But it never comes again! 可是它不再返回!
笑话1.Women
A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of
WOMAN came up in their conversation.
The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom.
The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country,
Mr Singh?
The Italian asked.
In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & pl
笑话2.About Drivers
What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese man driving a BMW 3 series?
* A pimp
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay man driving a BMW 3 series?
* Ahmad
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian man driving a BMW 3 series?
* A car jockey
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai driving a BMW 3 series?
* A car repossesor.
笑话3.Bill Gates
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something
I've never done before; in your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
Bill replied, " Well, what's the difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
"I'll leave that up to you."
"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell.
It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.
"This is great!" he told God. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!"
"Fine," said God, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.
"Hmmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment,
"this is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beaches, the beautiful women playing in the water?! "That was the SCREENSAVER," replied God.
真抱歉,我已经尽力了.这些只好你自己删节了,的确有些词初一应该没学.真不好意思啊.
Sound the Flute!
Now it's mute.
Birds delight
Day and Night.
Nightingale
In the dale,
Lark in Sky
Merrily
Merrily Merrily to welcome in the Year.
Little Boy
Full of joy.
Little Girl
Sweet and small.
Cock does crow,
So do you.
Merry voice,
Infant noise,
Merrily Merrily to welcome in the Year.
Little Lamb,
Here I am,
Come and lick
My white neck.
Let me pull
Your soft Wool.
Let me kiss
Your soft face.
Merrily Merrily we welcome in the Year.
把笛子吹起!
现在它无声无息.
白天夜晚
鸟儿们喜欢.
有一只夜莺
在山谷深深,
天上的云雀,
满心喜悦,
欢天喜地,迎接新年到.
小小的男孩
无比欢快.
小小的女孩
玲珑可爱.
公鸡喔喔叫,
你也叫声高.
愉快的嗓音,
婴儿的闹声,
欢天喜地,迎接新年到.
小小的羊崽,
这里有我在,
走过来舔舐
我白白的脖子.
你的毛柔软,
让我牵一牵.
你的脸娇嫩,
让我吻一吻.
欢天喜地,我们迎接新年到.
诗歌2.Childrens Eyes
What kind of world is it my friend
that little children see?
I wonder if they see God first
because they just believe?
Do they see strength in caring eyes
who watch them as they play -
or maybe love through gentle hands
that guide them on their way?
Do you think they dream of future times
when they would be a king -
or just enjoy their present life
while with their friends they sing?
Do they see the acts of kindness
done for people who are poor?
Is the very best in everyone
what they are looking for?
And when the day is over,
as they close their eyes to sleep,
do they look forward to tomorrow
with its promises to keep?
If this is what the children see,
then it should be no surprise,
the world would be a better place
if we all had children's eyes.
by Tom Krause
诗歌3.If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about,don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twiseted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothin in you
Except the Will which says to them:"Hold on!";
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings -nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty second' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
如果所有人都失去理智,咒骂你,
你仍能保持头脑情形；
如果所有人都怀疑你,
你仍能坚信自己,让所有的怀疑动摇；
如果你要等待,不要因此厌烦,
为人所骗,不要因此骗人,
为人所恨,不要因此抱恨,
不要太乐观,不要自以为是；
如果你是个追梦人?不要被梦主宰；
如果你是个爱思考的人?光想会达不到目标；
如果你遇到骄傲和挫折
把两者当骗子看待；
如果你能忍受,你曾讲过的事实
被恶棍扭曲,用于蒙骗傻子；
看着你用毕生去看护的东西被破坏,
然后俯身,用破烂的工具把它修补；
如果在你赢得无数桂冠之后‘
突遇颠峰下跌之险,
失败过后,东山再起,
不要抱怨你的失败；
如果你能迫使自己,
在别人走后,长久坚守阵地,
在你心中已空荡荡无一物’
只有意志告诉你“坚持!”；
如果你与人交谈,能保持风度,
伴王行走,能保持距离；
如果仇敌和好友都不害你；
如果所有人都指望你,却无人全心全意；
如果你花六十秒进行短程跑,
填满那不可饶恕的一分钟?
你就可以拥有一个世界,
这个世界的一切都是你的,
更重要的是,孩子,你是个顶天立地的人.
散文1.Today we have higher buildings and wider highways,but shorter temperaments and narrower points of view;
今天我们拥有了更高层的楼宇以及更宽阔的公路,但是我们的性情却更为急躁,眼光也更加狭隘；
We spend more,but enjoy less;
我们消耗的更多,享受到的却更少；
We have bigger houses,but smaller famillies;
我们的住房更大了,但我们的家庭却更小了；
We have more compromises,but less time;
我们妥协更多,时间更少；
We have more knowledge,but less judgment;
我们拥有了更多的知识,可判断力却更差了；
We have more medicines,but less health;
我们有了更多的药品,但健康状况却更不如意；
We have multiplied out possessions,but reduced out values;
我们拥有的财富倍增,但其价值却减少了；
We talk much,we love only a little,and we hate too much;
我们说的多了,爱的却少了,我们的仇恨也更多了；
We reached the Moon and came back,but we find it troublesome to cross our own street and meet our neighbors;
我们可以往返月球,但却难以迈出一步去亲近我们的左邻右舍；
We have conquered the uter space,but not our inner space;
我们可以征服外太空,却征服不了我们的内心；
We have highter income,but less morals;
我们的收入增加了,但我们的道德却少了；
These are times with more liberty,but less joy;
我们的时代更加自由了,但我们拥有的快乐时光却越来越少；
We have much more food,but less nutrition;
我们有了更多的食物,但所能得到的营养却越来越少了；
These are the days in which it takes two salaries for each home,but divorces increase;
现在每个家庭都可以有双份收入,但离婚的现象越来越多了；
These are times of finer houses,but more broken homes;
现在的住房越来越精致,但我们也有了更多破碎的家庭；
That's why I propose,that as of today;
这就是我为什么要说,让我们从今天开始；
You do not keep anything for a special occasion.because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION.
不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着,因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别；
Search for knowledge,read more ,sit on your porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs;
寻找更我的知识,多读一些书,坐在你家的前廊里,以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景,不要带上任何功利的想法；
Spend more time with your family and friends,eat your favorite foods,visit the places you love;
花多点时间和朋友与家人在一起,吃你爱吃的食物,去你想去的地方；
Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment;not only about survival;
生活是一串串的快乐时光；我们不仅仅是为了生存而生存；
Use your crystal goblets.Do not save your best perfume,and use it every time you feel you want it.
举起你的水晶酒杯吧.不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水,你想用的时候就享用吧!
Remove from your vocabulary phrases like"one of these days"or "someday";
从你的词汇库中移去所谓的“有那么一天”或者“某一天”；
Let's write that letter we thought of writing "one of these days"!
曾打算“有那么一天”去写的信,就在今天吧!
Let's tell our families and friends how much we love them;
告诉家人和朋友,我们是多么地爱他们；
Do not delay anything that adds laughter and joy to your life;
不要延迟任何可以给你的生活带来欢笑与快乐的事情；
Every day,every hour,and every minute is special;
每一天、每一小时、每一分钟都是那么特别；
And you don't know if it will be your last.
你无从知道这是否最后刻.
散文2.The pure.the bright,the beautiful, 一切纯洁的,辉煌的,美丽的,
That stirred our hearts in youth, 强烈地震撼着我们年轻的心灵的,
The impulses to wordless prayer, 推动着我们做无言的祷告的,
The dreams of love and truth; 让我们梦想着爱与真理的;
The longing after something's lost, 在失去后为之感到珍惜的,
The spirit's yearning cry, 使灵魂深切地呼喊着的,
The striving after better hopes- 为了更美好的梦想而奋斗着的-
These things can never die. 这些美好不会消逝.
The timid hand stretched forth to aid 羞怯地伸出援助的手,
A brother in his need, 在你的弟兄需要的时候,
A kindly word in grief's dark hour 伤恸、困难的时候,一句亲切的话
That proves a friend indeed ; 就足以证明朋友的真心；
The plea for mercy softly breathed, 轻声地乞求怜悯,
When justice threatens nigh, 在审判临近的时候,
The sorrow of a contrite heart- 懊悔的心有一种伤感--
These things shall never die. 这些美好不会消逝.
Let nothing pass for every hand 在人间传递温情
Must find some work to do ; 尽你所能地去做；
Lose not a chance to waken love- 别错失去了唤醒爱的良机-----
Be firm,and just ,and true; 为人要坚定,正直,忠诚；
So shall a light that cannot fade 因此上方照耀着你的那道光芒
Beam on thee from on high. 就不会消失.
And angel voices say to thee---你将听到天使的声音在说-----
These things shall never die. 这些美好不会消逝.
散文3.There are gains for all our losses. 我们失去的一切都能得到补偿,
There are balms for all our pain; 我们所有的痛苦都能得到安慰；
But when youth,the dream,departs 可是梦境似的青春一旦消逝,
It takes something from our hearts, 它带走了我们心中的某种美好,
And it never comes again. 从此一去不复返.
We are stronger, and are better, 我们变得日益刚强、更臻完美,
Under manhood’s sterner reign; 在严峻的成年生活驱使下；
Still we feel that something sweet 可是依然感到甜美的情感,
Following youth, with flying feet, 已随着青春飞逝,
And will never come again. 不再返回.
Something beautiful is vanished, 美好已经消逝,
And we sigh for it in vain; 我们枉自为此叹息；
We behold it everywhere, 尽管在天地之间,
On the earth, and in the air, 我们处处能见青春的魅力,
But it never comes again! 可是它不再返回!
笑话1.Women
A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of
WOMAN came up in their conversation.
The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom.
The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country,
Mr Singh?
The Italian asked.
In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & pl
笑话2.About Drivers
What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese man driving a BMW 3 series?
* A pimp
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay man driving a BMW 3 series?
* Ahmad
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian man driving a BMW 3 series?
* A car jockey
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai driving a BMW 3 series?
* A car repossesor.
笑话3.Bill Gates
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something
I've never done before; in your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
Bill replied, " Well, what's the difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
"I'll leave that up to you."
"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell.
It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.
"This is great!" he told God. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!"
"Fine," said God, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.
"Hmmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment,
"this is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beaches, the beautiful women playing in the water?! "That was the SCREENSAVER," replied God.
真抱歉,我已经尽力了.这些只好你自己删节了,的确有些词初一应该没学.真不好意思啊.