作业帮谁有英语笑话,短一点了好笑了简单点了,
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谁有英语笑话,短一点了好笑了简单点了,
我要上台请了,本人太爱国的.英语白痴
我要上台请了,本人太爱国的.英语白痴
一：She Didn"t Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room.Suddenly,there was a crash of breaking dishes,then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said,“It was Mom”.
“How do you know?” asked her father.
“She didn"t say anything.”
二：I Have Turned It Over
A woman said to her husband,“dear,look at our sheet!It"s too dirty.Would you like to wash it now?”
The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said,“I don"t think it"s necessary.We can turn the sheet over.Is that all right?”
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room.Suddenly,there was a crash of breaking dishes,then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said,“It was Mom”.
“How do you know?” asked her father.
“She didn"t say anything.”
二：I Have Turned It Over
A woman said to her husband,“dear,look at our sheet!It"s too dirty.Would you like to wash it now?”
The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said,“I don"t think it"s necessary.We can turn the sheet over.Is that all right?”