作业帮英语翻译Three blondes died in an accident trying to jump the Gra
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英语翻译
Three blondes died in an accident trying to jump the Grand Canyon.They are at the pearly gates of Heaven.St.Peter tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question.
The question posed by St.Peter is - "What is Easter"?
The first blonde replies,"Oh,that's easy!It's the holiday in November when we all get together,eat turkey and are thankful."
"Wrong!,you are not welcome here,I'm afraid.You must go to the other place!" replies St.Peter.Then he turns to the second blonde,and asks her the same question - "What is Easter?"
The second blonde replies,"Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree,exchange presents,and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St.Peter looks at the second blonde,bangs his head on the pearly gates in disgust and tells her she's wrong and will have to join her friend in the other place; she is not welcome in Heaven.
He then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks,"Do you know what Easter is?"
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St.Peter in the eyes,"I know what Easter is."
"Oh?" says St.Peter,incredulously.
"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover.Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples.The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side,made to wear a crown of thorns,and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet.He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."
St.Peter smiles broadly with delight.
Then the third blonde continues ..."Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and,if he sees his shadow,there will be six more weeks of winter!"
Three blondes died in an accident trying to jump the Grand Canyon.They are at the pearly gates of Heaven.St.Peter tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question.
The question posed by St.Peter is - "What is Easter"?
The first blonde replies,"Oh,that's easy!It's the holiday in November when we all get together,eat turkey and are thankful."
"Wrong!,you are not welcome here,I'm afraid.You must go to the other place!" replies St.Peter.Then he turns to the second blonde,and asks her the same question - "What is Easter?"
The second blonde replies,"Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree,exchange presents,and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St.Peter looks at the second blonde,bangs his head on the pearly gates in disgust and tells her she's wrong and will have to join her friend in the other place; she is not welcome in Heaven.
He then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks,"Do you know what Easter is?"
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St.Peter in the eyes,"I know what Easter is."
"Oh?" says St.Peter,incredulously.
"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover.Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples.The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side,made to wear a crown of thorns,and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet.He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."
St.Peter smiles broadly with delight.
Then the third blonde continues ..."Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and,if he sees his shadow,there will be six more weeks of winter!"
3 个金发碧眼女郎在一次事故努力跳过大峡谷里死.他们在天堂的天国之门.彼得街告诉他们只要他们能回答一个简单的宗教问题,他们能进入门.
彼得的问题是 - "复活节是什么"?第一个金发碧眼的答复,"噢,那是容易的!在11月,那时我们全部聚集是假期,吃火鸡并且感谢"."错误!,你在这里不受欢迎,我恐怕.你必须去其它地方"!彼得街回答.然后他转向第2 个金发碧眼女郎,并且问她的相同的问题 - "复活节是什么"?第2 个金发碧眼女郎回答,"复活节假期在我们张贴一好树什么时候的12月,交换提出,并且庆祝耶稣的诞生".彼得街看第2 个金发碧眼女郎,厌恶地在天国之门上猛击他的头并且告诉她她是错了的并且必须和她的朋友一起其它地方； 她究竟不受欢迎.他然后在第3 个金发碧眼女郎在他的眼镜上方盯着看并且问," 你知道复活节是什么吗?"第3 个金发碧眼女郎满怀信心地微笑并且正视彼得街",我知道复活节是什么.""噢?"不相信,彼得街说".复活节是与逾越节的犹太人庆祝一致的基督教徒假期.耶稣和他的弟子正在最后的晚餐吃,耶稣过后被欺骗并且到他的一名弟子移交给那些罗马人.那些罗马人带他被把钉在十字架上,他被在边里刺穿,做穿棘刺的王冠,并且被通过他的手和脚挂在有指甲的混合种上.他被埋在被一块大的大石头封闭的一个附近洞里."彼得街宽高兴地微笑.然后第3 个金发碧眼女郎继续 ..."每年那些大石头被移动,到一旁耶稣出现能和,如果他 看见他的影子,将有冬天的6 周多!"
彼得的问题是 - "复活节是什么"?第一个金发碧眼的答复,"噢,那是容易的!在11月,那时我们全部聚集是假期,吃火鸡并且感谢"."错误!,你在这里不受欢迎,我恐怕.你必须去其它地方"!彼得街回答.然后他转向第2 个金发碧眼女郎,并且问她的相同的问题 - "复活节是什么"?第2 个金发碧眼女郎回答,"复活节假期在我们张贴一好树什么时候的12月,交换提出,并且庆祝耶稣的诞生".彼得街看第2 个金发碧眼女郎,厌恶地在天国之门上猛击他的头并且告诉她她是错了的并且必须和她的朋友一起其它地方； 她究竟不受欢迎.他然后在第3 个金发碧眼女郎在他的眼镜上方盯着看并且问," 你知道复活节是什么吗?"第3 个金发碧眼女郎满怀信心地微笑并且正视彼得街",我知道复活节是什么.""噢?"不相信,彼得街说".复活节是与逾越节的犹太人庆祝一致的基督教徒假期.耶稣和他的弟子正在最后的晚餐吃,耶稣过后被欺骗并且到他的一名弟子移交给那些罗马人.那些罗马人带他被把钉在十字架上,他被在边里刺穿,做穿棘刺的王冠,并且被通过他的手和脚挂在有指甲的混合种上.他被埋在被一块大的大石头封闭的一个附近洞里."彼得街宽高兴地微笑.然后第3 个金发碧眼女郎继续 ..."每年那些大石头被移动,到一旁耶稣出现能和,如果他 看见他的影子,将有冬天的6 周多!"
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