英语翻译The longest word in EnglishToday the students have the l

英语翻译
The longest word in English
Today the students have the last lesson before the holidays.They are very happy.Their English teacher is very happy,too.Their teacher plays some nice games with them.He sings some nice songs with them,and then he goes to the blackboard and writes SMILES on it.“This is one of the longest words in English,” he says to the class.All the students laugh,and then one girl stands up and says,“Why is it one of the longest words in English?” The teacher says nothing for a few seconds.Then he smiles and says.“Because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.”
At the supermarket,a customer(顾客)was complaining(抱怨)to the shop assistant.
“I don’t want this box of food.Please give my money back.”
“Sorry,Madam.You know,food cannot be returned after it is sold,” the assistant said.
“But I can’t pay for this fake food,” the customer shouted.
“How can you prove that this is fake food?” the assistant asked angrily.
“Look at the label（标志）on the box.The Date is:June 31,1996.How can you prove that there are thirty-one days in June?” the customer asked.
A．Self Service(自助餐)
If you are in a hurry and you want to have a quick meal,there is no better place than a self-service restaurant.You go into the restaurant,then pick up a tray(托盘),knife,fork and spoon.Next you can pick out the food you like and put them on your tray.Then you take the tray to any table you like.You can sit alone or with another customer.You can have a good meal in ten minutes.And there is no waiter,you don’t have to give a tip.Finally you go to the cashier’s (收银台) and pay for（付钱）your meal.
B．The Marathon
The marathon is the longest race at the Olympics.You have to be a very strong runner to win the marathon.
The marathon is 42.195 km long.Why is it 42.195 km and not 43?The 1908 Olympics was in London.The King of England wanted his children to watch the marathon so the race started at the gate of his palace.From there to the finish line was 42.195 km.
One of the best marathon runners was Abebe Bikila.He was from Ethiopia.He won the gold medal in the marathon at the 1960 Olympics.He ran the whole race without shoes on!
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英语中最长的单词
今天,学生们在上假期前的最后一节课.他们很开心,他们的英语老师也很开心.他们的英语老师和学生们一起玩游戏,一起唱歌,然后他走向黑板并用英语写下了“微笑” 这个单词.“这在英语中是一个最长的单词之一,”他对着全班同学说道.所有的学生都笑了,这时一个女孩站起来说,“为什么它在英语中是最长的单词之一呢?” 这个老师想了片刻没有说什么.然后他笑着说,“因为有一英里在信的开头和最后.
在一个超市里,一个在对售货员抱怨.
“我不想要这包食品.请把钱退给我.”
“对不起,女士.你知道食品在卖出去后就不能退回了.”这个售货员说道.
“但是我不想要这包假货.”这个顾客喊着.
“你怎么证明这包东西是假货呢?”售货员生气的问道.
“看盒子上的这个标志.生产日期是：1996年6月31日.你怎么证明六月份有三十一天呢?”顾客问道.
自助餐
如果你很急想要很快的吃完饭,那么没有比吃自助餐更好的饭馆了.你走进这个饭馆,然后拿一个托盘,小刀,叉子和餐巾.接着拿你喜欢吃的食物,放在你的托盘里.然后拿着这个托盘去你喜欢的餐桌.你可以一个人坐或者和其他的顾客坐.在十分钟内,你能享受到一顿美餐,这里没有服务生,你不用给小费.最后去收银台付钱.(写不下了）