急求英文采访稿一篇!最好是关于不知名的人~!谢谢~!先谢谢楼上额那有没有完整点的啊?就是关于人物的新闻采访 反正就讲一个

急求英文采访稿一篇!
最好是关于不知名的人~!
谢谢~!
先谢谢楼上额
那有没有完整点的啊?
就是关于人物的新闻采访
反正就讲一个人的
根据对他/她饿采访写成新闻这样的

Michael:I ‘m happy to play with all the players,because they had a great team…….not one,two,three…..(大家注意!这句话是熊的金字招牌~前后超猛重复~太可爱拉!) …..good players ,all,all,er (真的无语了~)….all big players ,er,and,I didn’t first….strange secession (这词用的真地道~就是没听懂前后联系,555都是我的错~估计是想说 go through the secession) …it’s er,er,….temper(ature) ‘s high,yeah,very fast(搞什么啊到底?)…and good quality,..high quality …I think it’s not one special player….i might be (do?too?.我被彻底搞甍了%&^%*^() play with all these players and ,er….yes…they’re very ,very …good teams primarily(猛赞!) not one,two…..(金,子,招,牌,显,灵……….) Liverpool,Arsenal,Tottenham(克帅的老东家呀~)…yes,..all…only…few.,short part of ,of….but I’m happy ,happy to play in this big league (棒棒~)and yeah…
接下来~55555真是惭愧啊!居然听不下来~到底是英国人~偶荒废了N年的英音啊啊啊啊…….不过最后关键的一句被我听到了~估计熊和偶一样~暗爽一下~
Reporter:%#&%$^%@%$#%)_*_.singing the song…..something has to say?
Michael:(重重的一记傻笑!) hehehehe …..it was a German song ,and..I don’t know the title(这德国调重的~) but… nobody understand it what’s good for me (又笑!傻巴~)..
(Chelsea field for photo opportunity…..)
Reporter:……….^*)^*&%*^$(&_)(+_)(_)*(&^$%#$%@.(又哭….大概就是问对冠军联赛有什么期待~)
Michael:first… we look for the season …because that’s important….because Italian….during the season..very famous….i think the national title and(看来熊是一生也忘不了那场伤心赛了55555陪着我的熊熊`) ….ja…after this,we’re looking for the champions league(熊做梦都在念叨的词儿),…..we had a great team ,also with six,seven,eight(我数我数数数…..)…..other teams in Europe they can win the champions league.(老这么捧人家~)..and .yeah…it’s(&^*&_(*+)_()_)((*……(翻译终于终于终于忍不住了…熊也忍不住了.) great challenge for me and ,er…our team to win this……