作业帮小学的英语幽默小短文!越短越好
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小学的英语幽默小短文!越短越好
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I know who God is!
A boy says to her mother,"Mom,is God a man or woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says,"Well,son,God is both man and woman."
The son is confused,so he asks,"Is God black or white?"
The mother replies,"God is both black and white,honey."
The son,still curious,says after a while,"Is God gay or straight,mommy?"
The mother,getting a little worried,answers,"Son,God is both gay and straight."
The son thinks about it,and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question:"Is God Michael Jackson?"
【2】
Does the dog know the proverb,too?
A little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right." said a gentleman." Don't be afraid.Don't you know the proverb.'Barking dogs don't bite'?"
"Ah,yes." answered the little boy." I know the proverb,but does the dog know the proverb,too.
Brown was very proud of his young son.Once he was talking to a visitor,telling the man how clever his son was.
"The boy is only two years old," he said,"and knows all animals.He's going to be a great naturalist.Here,let me show you."
He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf,placed Bobby on his knee,opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe.
"What's that,Bobby?" "
Horsey," said Bobby.Next of a tiger was shown,and Bobby said,"Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion,and Bobby said,"Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown,Bobby said,"Daddy!"
布朗非常欣赏他的小儿子.一次他和一位客人聊他的儿子有多聪明.布朗说：“他只有两岁,就认识所有的动物了.他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家.来,我让你看看.”
他从书架上拿下一本自然书,把博比抱到膝上,打开书.指着一张长颈鹿的画片.
“博比,这是什么?” “马马,”博比回答.他又指了一张老虎的画片,博比回答说：“猫咪.” 然后布朗又指了一张狮子的画片,博比说：“狗狗.” 他又指了一张黑猩猩的画片,博比说：“爸爸!” [注]horsey:马（儿语） pussy：猫咪（儿语）
A boy says to her mother,"Mom,is God a man or woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says,"Well,son,God is both man and woman."
The son is confused,so he asks,"Is God black or white?"
The mother replies,"God is both black and white,honey."
The son,still curious,says after a while,"Is God gay or straight,mommy?"
The mother,getting a little worried,answers,"Son,God is both gay and straight."
The son thinks about it,and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question:"Is God Michael Jackson?"
【2】
Does the dog know the proverb,too?
A little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right." said a gentleman." Don't be afraid.Don't you know the proverb.'Barking dogs don't bite'?"
"Ah,yes." answered the little boy." I know the proverb,but does the dog know the proverb,too.
Brown was very proud of his young son.Once he was talking to a visitor,telling the man how clever his son was.
"The boy is only two years old," he said,"and knows all animals.He's going to be a great naturalist.Here,let me show you."
He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf,placed Bobby on his knee,opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe.
"What's that,Bobby?" "
Horsey," said Bobby.Next of a tiger was shown,and Bobby said,"Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion,and Bobby said,"Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown,Bobby said,"Daddy!"
布朗非常欣赏他的小儿子.一次他和一位客人聊他的儿子有多聪明.布朗说：“他只有两岁,就认识所有的动物了.他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家.来,我让你看看.”
他从书架上拿下一本自然书,把博比抱到膝上,打开书.指着一张长颈鹿的画片.
“博比,这是什么?” “马马,”博比回答.他又指了一张老虎的画片,博比回答说：“猫咪.” 然后布朗又指了一张狮子的画片,博比说：“狗狗.” 他又指了一张黑猩猩的画片,博比说：“爸爸!” [注]horsey:马（儿语） pussy：猫咪（儿语）