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英语翻译ALWAYS THE Winter\x05A men walks into a bar and says,"He

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ALWAYS THE Winter
\x05A men walks into a bar and says,"Hey,bartender,I'll bet you twenty-five dollars I can bite my eye."
\x05The bartender says,"you're on."
\x05So the man pulls out his glass eye and bites it.
\x05Then,the man says ,"I'll bet you twenty-five dollars I can bite my other eye."
\x05The bartender thinks:there is on way this guy has two glass eyes.So he says to man,"OK,you're on."
\x05So the man pulls out his denture and bites his eye with them.
\x05The bartender says "Man,you're good." Three hours later,the man comes back and says,"I'll give you a chance to win your money back.See that shot glass on the other and end of the bar?" I'll bet you a hundred fifty dollars I can make it full of wine from here and not miss a drop."
\x05The bartender says "OK".
\x05So the man starts pouring the wine,and there's wine flying everywhere.Note of it goes into the glass.The bartender is happy and says,"You owe me a hundred and fifty dollars!"
\x05The man says,"OK,but see that man over there?I bet him $350 that I would pour wine all over your bar and you'd be happy.
永远的冠军
一个男人走进酒吧说道:“嘿,服务员,我敢跟你赌二十五美元,我可以咬到我的眼睛.”
服务员说:“好啊,来吧.”
男人把他的一个玻璃做的眼拿了下来,然后咬了一下.
过了一会,他说:“我还和你赌二十五美元,我可以咬我另外一只眼睛.”
这个服务员想:这家伙不可能有两个玻璃眼睛.所以他说:“来吧.”
而这个男人把他的假牙拿了下来,用它咬了自己的眼睛一下.
这个服务员只好说:“好吧,你赢了.”三个小时后.这个男人又回到了酒吧对服务员说:“我给你个机会赢回你的钱.看到酒吧那边的那个矮脚杯了吗?我跟你赌一百五十美元,我可以站在在这里把它倒满,并且一滴不洒.”
服务员说:“好的,赌.”
然后这个男人开始向向它泼酒,于是酒随处飘洒.没有多少是倒进了酒杯的.服务员高兴得说:“这下你欠我一百五十美元了!”
男人说:“没问题,但是看在那边的那个男人了没?我跟他赌了三百五十美元,我可以把酒洒得酒吧到处都是并且你还会高兴.”