高分求以下句子精准翻译,杜绝GOOGLE翻译!

高分求以下句子精准翻译,杜绝GOOGLE翻译!
01.从前.有餐厅门前有个小丑.他名字叫麦当劳叔叔
02.他知道自己丑.但孩子们都很喜欢他.
03.麦当劳叔叔他非常爱吃汉堡包..也非常爱逼别人吃
04.麦当劳叔叔原本很爱自己的伙伴
05.他们常一起COSPLAY
06.还一起吃汉堡包.
07.但是因为他们太爱抢镜头了.所以麦当劳叔叔就把他们给杀了.
08.麦当劳叔叔颓了.
09.他后悔极了
10.正在他失落的时候.遇到了肯德基爷爷.肯德基爷爷的出现改变了他一生.
16.但有一天.肯德基爷爷玩厌了麦当劳叔叔.想杀了麦当劳叔叔
17.麦当劳叔叔知道真相.马上把肯德基爷爷给打死了
18.还把肯德基爷爷的肉锯成汉堡包卖
19.更意外的是.这些人肉包获得好评.从这以后.就开始卖人肉汉堡包了
20.麦当劳叔叔无时无刻都在卖.
21.人们无时无刻都在买
22.最后肯德基爷爷的肉都卖光了.麦当劳叔叔开始打起普通人主意了
23.但其它人的肉没肯德基爷爷的肉好吃.人们都不喜欢吃.麦当劳叔叔急了.打了个路人一巴掌
24.可他这一巴掌被警察看见了.被抓去.判了坐20年牢
25.麦当劳叔叔在监狱度日如年..他每天都想著复仇.
26.还常常被监狱里的人欺负.
27.结果被他练成了打不死的葵花宝典.
28.麦当劳叔叔马上把欺负他的人都干掉
29.20年过去了.麦当劳叔叔出来了.在家里筹备计划
30.麦当劳叔叔因为没有对手,以至於他越来越嚣张.还惹上黑社会帮派F4
31.F4皮卡肌肉男
32.F4多啦A Man
33.F4圣诞老淫
34.F4唐老超人
35.麦当劳叔叔化身为克劳德
37.他觉得杀得还不够瘾.就跑去台湾.把王力宏也给杀了
38.麦当劳叔叔最终也逃不过警察的追捕.被抓去上吊了
39.麦当劳叔叔临死前.还在说:"麦当劳,I'm lovin'it"

01.The past.There is front of the restaurant has a clown.His name is Ronald McDonald
02.He knew that he ugly.But they're very like him.
03.McDonald's uncle,he was also very much in love ..love hamburgers to force others to eat
04.Ronald McDonald had loved their partners
05.They often join COSPLAY
06.Also eat hamburgers.
07.But because they are too in love steal.So keep them to a McDonald's uncle killed.
08.Ronald McDonald decadent of.
09.He regretted extremely
10.Was when he lost.Encountered Kentucky grandfather.Kentucky grandfather changed his life there.
16.However,one day.Wanyan KFC grandfather of Ronald McDonald.To kill Ronald McDonald
17.Ronald McDonald know the truth.Immediately to Kentucky to killing grandfather
18.Kentucky grandfather also sold the meat of sawn hamburger
19.Even more surprising is that the.These people meat buns received.From that point on.Who started selling meat of the hamburger
20.Ronald McDonald is selling at all times.
21.People are buying all the time
22.Finally the meat of Kentucky grandfather were all sold out.Ronald McDonald began playing ordinary idea of the
23.But other people's flesh did not taste the meat of Kentucky grandfather.People do not like to eat.Ronald McDonald urgency.Punched a passer-a slap in the face
24.But he saw this slap in the face by the police.Was taken away.Sat 20-year prison sentence
25.Ronald McDonald in prison ..he struggled to live every day thinking about revenge.
26.Has often been mistreated in prison.
27.Results are not beat to death,he excel at holy canon.
28.Ronald McDonald at once to get rid of anyone who bully him
29.20 years now.Ronald McDonald out.At home preparing plans
30.Ronald McDonald because there is no opponent,so he had become increasingly arrogant.Also get involved in triad gangs F4
31.F4 pickup muscular
32.F4 Dora A Man
33.F4 Christmas Old prostitution
34.F4 Donald Duck Superman
35.Ronald McDonald embodiment of the Claude
37.He felt that not enough twists addiction.On the go Taiwan.To Wang Lee Hom also killed
38.Ronald McDonald finally escape the police chase.Was arrested and hanged in
39.McDonald's uncle,was dying.Continued to say:"McDonald's,I'm lovin'it"