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火烧眉毛了,最好是简单点的,不要有很多课外单词.我现在学到6单元的样子.

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火烧眉毛了,最好是简单点的,不要有很多课外单词.我现在学到6单元的样子.
Birthday Gift
Dad:Son,what do you want for your birthday?
Son:Not much dad,just a radio with a sports car around it.
A woman explains to the doctor,"When I touch my arm,ouch,it hurts.When I touch my leg,ouch,it hurts.When I touch my head,ouch,it hurts.When I touch my chest,ouch,it hurts.What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies,"Very simple.Because your finger is broken."
Stupid?
One day a college professor of psychology was greeting his new college class.He stood up in front of the class and said,"Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence,a young man stood up.
"Well,good morning.So,you actually think you're a fool?" the professor asked.
The kid replied,"No sir,I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."