作业帮拜托帮忙找一篇短的简单点的英语小笑话带翻译的
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拜托帮忙找一篇短的简单点的英语小笑话带翻译的
又要英语的还要什么翻译啊
再问： 老师 让的
再答： The squad were having “visual training”． One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field． The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots，but unhesitatinglythe recruit replied: "Sixteen men and a sergeant, sir．" "Right; but how do you know there's a sergeant there?" "He's not doing any digging, sir．" 班里正在进行“视力训练”。 一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。 但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。“十六个兵外加一个中士，长官。” “正确，可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士？” “他不干活，长官。” The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.' The second mother went on, My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.' My son is a cardinal. continued the next one. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.' The fourth mother thought for a moment. My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, she said, When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.' 谁的儿子最伟大 四个神职人员的母亲聚在一起谈论自己的儿子。我儿子是个牧师，第一个骄傲的母亲说，当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，牧师。 第二个母亲接着说，我儿子是个主教，当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，主教阁下。 我儿子是红衣主教，第三个母亲继续，当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，尊敬的红衣主教。 第四个母亲想了一会儿，说：我儿子身高6尺10吋，体重300磅，当他走进一个房间时，人们都说，‘哦，我的上帝！
再问： 老师 让的
再答： The squad were having “visual training”． One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field． The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots，but unhesitatinglythe recruit replied: "Sixteen men and a sergeant, sir．" "Right; but how do you know there's a sergeant there?" "He's not doing any digging, sir．" 班里正在进行“视力训练”。 一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。 但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。“十六个兵外加一个中士，长官。” “正确，可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士？” “他不干活，长官。” The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.' The second mother went on, My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.' My son is a cardinal. continued the next one. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.' The fourth mother thought for a moment. My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, she said, When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.' 谁的儿子最伟大 四个神职人员的母亲聚在一起谈论自己的儿子。我儿子是个牧师，第一个骄傲的母亲说，当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，牧师。 第二个母亲接着说，我儿子是个主教，当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，主教阁下。 我儿子是红衣主教，第三个母亲继续，当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，‘您好，尊敬的红衣主教。 第四个母亲想了一会儿，说：我儿子身高6尺10吋，体重300磅，当他走进一个房间时，人们都说，‘哦，我的上帝！