作业帮求英语中有趣的句子笑话什么都行
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求英语中有趣的句子笑话什么都行
老师要求课前每个同学讲的
最好有汉语解释啊！精辟的
不一定是笑话
可以使奇闻轶事
邮箱：532357970@qq.com
老师要求课前每个同学讲的
最好有汉语解释啊！精辟的
不一定是笑话
可以使奇闻轶事
邮箱：532357970@qq.com
An old woman walked into the advertising department of her local newspaper.
"My husband has just died," she announced."How much will it cost me to place a death notice in your newspaper?"
"Our standard rates are one dollar per word, madam", said the staffer."One dollar per word, one dollar per word," the woman fretted. "OK,OK,then I`ll say only 'John died.' Yes,just put that:'
John dide'.That`s only two words, so it will be only two dollars."
"It`s one dollar per word, madam.However, we have a five dollar minimum." "In that case, make the ad say 'John died, Car for sale''"
"My husband has just died," she announced."How much will it cost me to place a death notice in your newspaper?"
"Our standard rates are one dollar per word, madam", said the staffer."One dollar per word, one dollar per word," the woman fretted. "OK,OK,then I`ll say only 'John died.' Yes,just put that:'
John dide'.That`s only two words, so it will be only two dollars."
"It`s one dollar per word, madam.However, we have a five dollar minimum." "In that case, make the ad say 'John died, Car for sale''"