英语翻译希望翻译的通顺的,不要google翻译Murder By NumbersOnce that you've dec

英语翻译
希望翻译的通顺的,不要google翻译
Murder By Numbers
Once that you've decided on a killing,
First you make a stone of your heart.
And if you find that your hands are still willing,
Then you can turn a murder into art.
There really isn't any need for bloodshed,
You just do it with a little more finesse.
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee,
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess.
It's murder by numbers,1,2,3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
Murder by numbers,1,2,3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your very first success,
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Because murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more.
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore
Because it's murder by numbers,1,2,3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers,1,2,3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
In history's great dark hall of fame.
All our greatest killers were industrious
At least the ones that we all know by name.
But you can reach the top of your profession
If you become the leader of the land,
For murder is the sport of the elected,
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
Because it's murder by numbers,1,2,3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
Murder by numbers,1,2,3,
It's as easy to learn as your A,B,C,D,E,.

一旦你决定要杀人
首先你要铁下心
如果你发觉你的手然后在抖
那么谋杀可能就被你变成了艺术（意思就是杀人不成）
其实没有任何必要见血
你仅仅需要用些技巧
如果你能悄悄的往某人的咖啡里放片药片
就能避免一片狼藉的场景
这是数字般谋杀,1,2,3,
就像你学ABC一样简单
数字般的谋杀,1,2,3
就像你学ABC一样简单
现在如果你体验到了这种感觉
并且为首次成功而兴奋
那么你应该去尝试第二次第三次
你会发觉你的良心会少很多不安
因为谋杀和别的任何你做的事情一样
就像形成习惯所需要的一样,一次又一次
你可以杀死你家里的所有人
或者其他任何令你觉得厌烦的人
因为这就像数字般的谋杀一样,1,2,3,
就像你学ABC一样简单
数字般的谋杀,1,2,3
就像你学ABC一样简单
现在你加入了历史上黑暗的名人堂中德高望重的行列
我们所有的伟大的杀手都是勤劳的
至少那些我们知道名字的都是
但是你可以达到这个行业的顶峰
如果你变成王者
因为谋杀是精英们的活动
你连手指都不用抬一下
因为这是数字的谋杀
就像你学ABC一样简单
数字般的谋杀
就像你学A,B,C,D,E,.一样简单