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A teacher and a student

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A teacher and a student
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Joke:Teacher and Student 笑话:老师和学生 1.TEACHER:John,how do you spell "crocodile"?老师:约翰,"crocodile"怎样拼写?JOHN :"K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" 约翰:"K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER:No,that's wrong 老师:错!JOHN :Maybe it's wrong,but you ask me how I spell it!约翰:可能是错的.不过现在是你在请教我如何拼写!(言外之意,如果你知道干嘛还问我) 2.TEACHER:What is the chemical formula for water?老师;请说出水的的化学分子式 SARAH :"HIJKLMNO"!莎拉:H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O TEACHER:What are you talking about?老师:你在说什么呢?!SARAH :Yesterday you said it's H to O!莎拉:昨天你说的:H2O(老师的意思是:H two O,她理解成了:H to O,从字母 H 到 O ) 3.TEACHER:George,go to the map and find North America.乔治,看看地图,北美洲在哪里?GEORGE :Here it is!乔治:在这儿!TEACHER:Correct.Now,class,who discovered America?老师:正确.那么,同学们,是谁发现的北美洲?CLASS :George!同学:乔治!(老师在本意是哥伦布) 4.TEACHER:Willy,name one important thing we have today that we didn'thave ten years ago.老师;威利,说出一件今天有但10年前还没有的东西的名字.WILLY :Me!威利:我!5.TEACHER:Tommy,why do you always get so dirty?老师:托米,你为什么总是脏兮兮的?TOMMY :Well,I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.托米:因为我距离地面比你近的多.6.TEACHER:Why are you late?老师:怎么迟到了?WEBSTER:Because of the sign.韦伯斯特:因为路牌.TEACHER:What sign?老师:什么路牌?WEBSTER:The one that says,"School Ahead,Go Slow." 韦伯斯特:一个路牌上写着:前方学校,请慢行.7.SILVIA:Dad,can you write in the dark?西尔维娅:老爸,你能在黑暗中写字吗?FATHER:I think so.What do you want me to write?父亲:我想可以.你想让我写什么?SYLVIA:Your name on this report card.西尔维娅:在成绩单上签上你的名字.8.TEACHER:In this box,I have a 10-foot snake.老师:在这个盒子里,有一条10英尺的蛇.SAMMY :You can't fool me,Teacher...snakes don't have feet.塞米:别骗我了老师,蛇根本没有脚.9.TEACHER:Ellen,give me a sentence starting with "I".老师:艾伦,请用开头造句.ELLEN :I is...TEACHER:No,Ellen.Always say,"I am." 艾伦:I is...老师:不,艾伦.应说 I am.ELLEN :All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 艾伦:知道了."我是字母表里边第9个字母.."