求英语小品短文,幽默一些.三个人说的.500~1000个单词左右.

求英语小品短文,幽默一些.三个人说的.500~1000个单词左右.
最好带有翻译.

Environmental protection sketch
Aside
- Present,along with humanity living standard dailyenhancement and industry swift and violent development,the peoplemore and more are also serious to Earth's destruction and thepollution.Under,we first look at in several daily lives the scenes!
- Scene one:On avenue
The passer-by armor walks while says (in front of platform):"The present pollution really was more and more serious,on alreadysuch was only then in April hot (has disguised to gain ground looks atthe sun)." Said drinks last the drink,conveniently as soon as threw,walks (left the stage).
- Scene two:In forest
The farmer second grade (first seeks,then saw to a tree) said:"Ha (is pleasantly surprised),this tree had several millenniums atleast,chopped the speech which sold out certainly to send." Said,takes up the axe (broom),after starts to chop (chops three leaves thestage).
- Scene three:In some factory general manager room
Secretary third for Manager a Ding report form (paper),said:"Manager,this is this month processing sewage budget." Manager Ding(looks paper) said:"700,000,really is,the processing sewage mustspend that many money,simply goes the direct platoon to the sea in!"The secretary (is low voice,slowly says):"Not too is like thisgood!" Manager (stands up says):"This has any relations.The persondid not know that,the ghost,you such are unconsciously timid,howfuture will replace my work." (Leaves the stage) the secretary:"Oh!"(Leaves the stage)
- On the type,to in 2046,the earth's surface by the massivetrash cover,the forest nearly has been already vanishing,the seawater already changed the pollution,also unceasingly worsenedincluding the climate.Once,giant tornado had embarked from Mexicodirectly soars the American New York.On the way has tucked surfacemassive trash.Although tornado in arrives in front of New York on hasweakened and vanishes in New York,but or has had the huge influenceto New York,specially the free goddess likes (.
Everybody please look at (finger):Hits by disaster the front freegoddess picture is such beautiful,is grave,might hit by disasterlater......
(Just left the stage four people's respectively modelled glass jarwith two to throw to body nearby,Lu sharply disguised to pound,dropped down,will have bandage arm under platform to reveal,againstood up)
- The schoolmates,you hoped you future the descendants willlive on this kind of Earth?If did not hope,that starts from thepresent,to protect our environment