英语翻译上帝和父亲 God and FatherWhen the good Lord was creating fath

英语翻译
上帝和父亲
God and Father
When the good Lord was creating fathers,He started with a tall frame.And a female angel nearby said,"What kind of father is that?If you're going to make children so close to the ground,why have you put fathers up so high?He won't be able to shoot marbles without kneeling,tuck a child in bed without bending,or even kiss a child without a lot of stooping."
And God smiled and said,"Yes,but if I make him child size,who would children have to look up to?"
And when God made a father' hands,they were large and sinewy.
And the angel shook her head sadly and said,"Do You know what You're doing?Large hands are clumsy.They can't manage diaper pins,small buttons,rubber bands on pony tails or even remove splinters caused by baseball bats."
God smiled and said,"I know,but they're large enough to hold everything a small boy empties from his pockets at the end of a day,and get small enough to cup a child's face."
Then God molded long,slim legs and broad shoulders.
The angel nearly had a heart attack."Boy,this is the end of the week,all right," she clucked."Do You realize You just made a father without a lap?How is he going to pull a child close to him without the kid falling between his legs?"
God smiled and said,"A mother needs a lap.A father needs strong shoulders to pull a sled,balance a boy on a bicycle or hold a sleepy head on the way home from the circus."
God was in the middle of creating two of the largest feet anyone had ever seen when the angel could contain herself no longer."That' not fair.Do You honestly think those large boats are going to dig out of bed early in the morning when the baby cries?Or walk through a small birthday party without crushing at least three of the guests?"
And God smiled and said,"They'll work.You'll see.They'll support a small child who wants to "ride a horse to Banbury Cross" or scare off mice at the summer cabin,or display shoes that will be a challenge to fill."
God worked throughout the night,giving the father few words,but a firm authoritative voice; eyes that see everything,but remain calm and tolerant.
Finally,almost as an afterthought,He added tears.Then He turned to the angel and said,"Now are you satisfied that he can love as much as a mother?"
And the angel shut up!

上帝和父亲
当上帝创造了父亲,他开始与身高框架.和附近的女天使说：“什么样的父亲是什么?如果你打算让孩子如此接近地面,为什么你把父亲的行动如此之高?他将无法不大理石拍摄跪在地上,抱膝一个孩子在床上没有弯曲,甚至亲吻孩子没有很多甘心.“
上帝微笑着说：“是的,但是如果我让他孩子大小,谁孩子们仰视吗?”
当上帝创造了一个父亲的手,他们大sinewy .
天使摇摇头遗憾的说：“你知道你在干什么?大手笨拙.他们不能管理尿布别针,小按钮,橡皮筋的小马尾巴或什至取消弹片所造成的棒球棍.“
上帝微笑着说,“我知道,但他们足够大的召开都一个小男孩清空从他的口袋里在结束了一天,并获得足够小,杯子一个孩子的脸.”
然后,上帝成型长,苗条的腿和宽阔的肩膀.
天使近了心脏病发作.“嘿,这是本周结束,所有的权利,”她clucked .“你实现你刚才提出了父亲没有了一圈如何?他会拉一个孩子接近他的孩子不属于他的双腿之间?”
上帝笑着说：“一位母亲需要一个圈.父亲需要强有力的肩膀一拉雪橇,平衡一个男孩骑自行车或拥有困乏头回家的路上马戏团.”
上帝在创造中最大的两个脚人见过天使时,可能包含自己不再.“那是不公平的.你真的认为,这些大型船只要挖下床清晨当婴儿哭声呢,还是步行穿过一个小的生日聚会没有破碎至少有三个客人?”
上帝微笑着说,“他们会的工作.您会看到.他们会支持一个小型的儿童谁想要”骑马到班伯里大十字架“或吓跑老鼠在夏季的客舱,或展示鞋,将一个挑战来填补.“
上帝工作的整个晚上,让父亲几句话,但坚定的权威的声音;眼睛看到的一切,但保持冷静和宽容.
最后,几乎是可有可无,他说眼泪.然后,他转身向天使说：“现在你满意,他可以爱多一个母亲?”
天使关闭了!