英语猜谜语What is the best way to keep fish from smelling?Why is

英语猜谜语
What is the best way to keep fish from smelling?
Why is the letter "A" like twelve o'clock?

Cut off their noses.或者PLUG THEiR NOSE!
动词smell 有两种词义:a.发臭;b.嗅,闻
就是说最好的方法不让鱼闻味道的方法是什么?
答案是切掉鼻子,不过太残忍了,就堵上鼻子吧!
Because it is noon
因为noon中午这个词的英文解释就是：“12 o'clock in the middle of the day”,而“天”的英文单词DAY中间的字母也正是“A”,所以说字母A就相当于一天中的正午12点.
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再送几个
①—How can I keep the fish from smelling,Mike?
—Cut off their noses.
(动词smell 有两种词义：a.发臭；b.嗅,闻).
②Daughter:Auntie kissed me.
Mother:How nice!Did you kiss her back,dear?
Daughter:Of course not.I kissed her face.
(back有两种词义：a.副词：还,极；b.名词：背部)
③Stranger:Boy,will you direct me to the bank?
Boy:I will ask for a dollar.
Stranger:A dollar!That’s high pay,isn’t it?
Boy :Sure ,but bank directors always get high pay.
( director 可译作：a.指路的人；b.银行董事)
④ Peter:Er,is that British Airways?Can you tell me how long it takes to fly from Dublin to London?
Booking Clerk:Just a minute,sir...
Peter:OK.Thanks a lot.Good-bye.
(“Just a minute.”的意思是：“稍等”.但Peter理解错了)
⑤Diner(食客) :Waiter,I don’t like the looks of this trout(鳟鱼).
Waiter:Well,if it’s looks you want,why don’t you order a goldfish?
⑥ A:Where do you wash?
B:In the spring.
A:I didn’t ask you when,I asked you where.(spring有两个词义：a.春天；b.泉,泉水)
⑦—What American has the largest family?
—George Washington,the father of his country.
⑧—What question can never be answered by “yes”?
—Are you asleep?