英语课前小演讲3分钟.用英语讲点什么.笑话、谜语、小故事、绕口令等等都行啊.附翻译啊.

英语课前小演讲
3分钟.用英语讲点什么.笑话、谜语、小故事、绕口令等等都行啊.附翻译啊.

When Jack bowed to someone,he always did it at lightening speed.You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod.So he was blamed for no manners.Then some warmhearted men taught him,"When you bow to somebody next time,you can count 'January,February,March.until December.Then you can lift your body up.Thus,the ceremony will be perfect.
The next day,he met his uncle,he did as the men told him.The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon .When Jack looked up,he found his uncle gone .So he asked the passer,"Which month did he go away?杰克给人鞠躬,飞快地一点头,就算完了.大家都怪他不懂礼貌.于是便有好心的人教他说,“下次鞠躬的时候,你就在心里数：正月、二月、……一直数到十二月为止,然后再直起身来.这样,礼节就周全了.”第二天,杰克见到他的叔叔,他便如法炮制.这躬鞠得太久,叔叔吃了一惊,赶紧逃开了.杰克抬头一看,其叔早已不知去向,他便问过路人：“我叔叔几月走的?”
Fox and cock
One morning a fox sees a cock.He
think,"This is my breakfast.''
He comes up to the cock and says,"I know
you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The
cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins
to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away.
The people in the field see the fox.They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.''
The fox opens his mouth ang says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree.
狐狸和公鸡
一天早上,一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡.他想：这是我的早餐.
他朝公鸡走来,对他说：“我知道,你能唱得非常好听,你能唱给我听么?”公鸡很高兴.他闭上眼睛开始唱歌.狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了.
在田地里的人们看到了狐狸.大喊大叫：“看,看!狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了.”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生,你能理解么?人们认为你叼走了公鸡.告诉他们这是你的,不是他们的.”
狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的,不是你们的.”就在那时,.公鸡跑到了树底下.
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