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I'm GladA Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the i

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I'm Glad
A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now,children," she said,"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"
"Please,teacher," said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done.Who was that!"
"My granny."
"Good boy.Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please,teacher,I went to see her yesterday,ad stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her,'Granny,I'm going home.' and she said,'Well,I'm glad'!
Dentist visit
A sweet young girl was having her annual check-up at the dentist's.
He gave her the usual "Now this won't hurt a bit," as he leaned over her to begin.Seconds later,he drew back in shock and exclaimed,"Miss!You have hold of my testicles."
"Yes,I know doctor," she replied."And we aren't going to hurt each other at all,are we?"
我很高兴
一个周日 学校的一个老师告诉她的小学生 带给别人快乐的重要性 现在 孩子们 她说 你们有谁曾经让过他人快乐过?
我 一个小男孩说到 我给过他人快乐就在昨天
做得好 那是谁
是我的奶奶
好孩子 现在告诉我们大家你怎么让你的奶奶快乐的
老师 我昨天去看望她老人家了 和她一起呆了3个小时 然后我对他说 奶奶 我要回家了 然后她老人家说 好 我很高兴
去看牙医
一个长相甜美的年轻的女孩每年都要去牙医那作检查
他照例说到 现在这将不会再受到哪怕一点的伤害 当他向她靠拢时开始说到.2秒钟后,他收回手并喊道,小姐 你握住了我的睾丸 是的 我知道 医生 我们将根本不会互相伤害 对吧