给我英文笑话!

给我英文笑话!

这次多给几个 Englis:SuchaLongDog Oncetherewasablind.Onedaywhenhewaswalking,hesteppedtheheadofthedogwhowassleeping.Thedogbarkedforawhile.Theblindmanwentonformiles,thistimehesteppedtheotherdog'stail,sothisdogbarked.Theblindmanhadthoughtthatitwasthefirstdog,sohesaidinsurprise,"It'sawonderthatthedogissolong.中文：如此长的狗 从前有个瞎子.一天,他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋.狗“汪汪汪”地叫了一阵.这人又往前走,这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴.狗又“汪汪汪”地叫起来.瞎子以为还是那条狗,惊诧地说：“希奇,这只狗可真够长的.” English：ADog-goneGoodSermon!Aministerdeliveredhissermoninonlytenminutes,abouthalfthenormaltime.Heapologized,saying,"I’msorrytoinformyouthatmydog,whoisveryfondofpaper,atetheotherhalfofmysermon.That’swhyIcouldn’tdeliverthewholethingthismorning.I’mverysorry!" Aftertheservice,avisitorfromanotherchurch shookhandswiththeministerandsaid,"Pastor,ifthatdogofyourshasanypuppies,Iwantto getonesoIcangiveittotheministerofmychurch!" 中文：狗很爱吃纸 有位牧师十分钟就草草结束讲道,只花了平常一半的时间.他向教友们致歉,「各位,很抱歉,我的狗很爱吃纸,今天讲道的另一半内容被狗吃掉了,所以我没办法全部讲完,真的很对不起!」 礼拜结束后,有一位从别的教堂来的访客,前来跟这位牧师握手致意,他说：「牧师先生,您家的狗如果生宝宝的话,能不能送给我一只?我想转送给我们教堂的牧师!」 Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andperhapstoseehowfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard,holdingapigupinhishands,andliftingitsothatthepigcouldeatapplesfromanappletree.Thecitymansaidtothefarmer,"Iseethatyourpiglikesapples,butisn"tthatquiteawasteoftime?"Thefarmerreplied,"What"stimetoapig?" 译文：时间对猪有什么意义?一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果.城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"