英语四人简单搞笑情景对话带翻译新守株待兔10分钟

JaneandSusanareontheirwayhome.Jane和Susan在回家的路上谈起对季节的感受.Jane:hi,Sue,Ifeelakindofchillytoday.你好,苏,我感到今

TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

老同学（搞笑校园短剧）演员：小石头老干巴大杂面小丹小丹：这不嘛,大学毕业十来年,当年的同学见面都难,有的有钱有的没钱,穷的不把富来奔,富的与穷家也无言.同学情感可不能白费,所以我们今天啊开个同学会,只

1.Ihadanamusingexperiencelastyear.AfterIhadleftasmallvillageinthesouthofFrance,Idroveontothenexttown

(A是你,B是外国人)A:Welcometoourhotel．欢迎光临.A:Soyouhavegotaltogetherfourpiecesofbaggage?您一共带了4件行李,是不是?B:Letm

这个很简单.您去看几集“生活大爆炸”,绝对有收获,这电视剧每分每秒都有笑点

Hello!Hello!CanyouspeakChinese?Yes,Ican.Ok,let'stalkinChinese.吃了吗?.再问：这个！再问：会被老师骂的吧再答：那就改一下：Hello!He

KeyLost(Henryisleaningonthecar,facingtheotherside,whileVickywalkstowardshim)Vicky:Hey,isthatHenry?Wh

Onceuponatime…Awitchhadapairofstinkyfeet.Theywereverydisgusting.So,shewantedtofindapersontochangeher

建议你直接去买《老友记》的DVD.

嗨!有一次捡了一手机打算还给失主,在通讯录里找到失主表妹电话,于是发短信过去：我捡到了你表哥的手机,请让他联系我.一分钟后失主表妹回复：好的,于是我安心地等待失主电话,几分钟后,我又收到一条短信：哥,

Thechickenwiththreelegs旁白：Oneday,adriverdriveshiscartoavillage.Hedrivesveryfast,butheseeachickenover

1.Excuseme,doyouservecrabs?请问你们有螃蟹吗?（请问你们为螃蟹服务吗）Sitdown,sir,weserveeverybody.请坐,先生,我们谁都服务.2.Mydogdoe

AWhatisyourname?BI'mDavid.AAndmynameisLilyBNicetomeetyou.ANicetomeetyou,too.BWhereareyoufrom?AIamfro

A:Tellmealittlebitaboutyourself.请介绍一下你自己.B:MynameisDavidandIliveinShanghai,Iwasbornin1980.Mymajorwas

顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!Diner:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!Waiter:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot

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A:Hi,youjusthavehadthecollegeentranceexamination,don'tyou?(你们刚结束高考不是吗？）B：Yeah,tomydisappointedIdidn'

Amanaskedforamealinarestaurant.Thewaiterbroughtthefoodandputitonthetable.Afteramoment,themancalledth