英语翻译　旁legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skil

英语翻译
　旁legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend .he traveled the land in search of worthy foes
　　群：牛I see you like to chew ,maybe you should chew on my fist
　　熊the warrior said nothing for his mouth was full .legend then he swallowed ,and then he spoke :enough talk let's fight .he was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
　　my eyes ...
　　he's too awesome
　　and attractive ...good morning master!
　　panda ,panda ,wake up ,heheheh ...he's quit what do we do now ,master with the panda gone ,who will be the dragon warrior
　　all we can do is use more training and trust in time the true dragon warrior would be revealed ..
　　what are you doing here
　　hah~hi ,good morning master ,I thought I warm up a little
　　you're stuck
　　stuck no ...what ,stu hehe ..nah,this is what I'm gonna ...yeh ...I 'm stuck
　　help him
　　oh dear ..and maybe on three ,one two,
　　three熊 ha~thank you
　　don't metion it
　　熊no really I appriciate ..
　　ever..
　　hmmm ..you actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night it takes years to develope one's flexibility ,and years longer to apply it in combat ..
　　ohhh~
　　put that down the only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones
　　yeh~hahahah~excellent!
　　let's get started　　are you ready
　　I was born ready ahh oh
　　I'm sorry brother I thought you said you were ready
　　hat was awesome let's go again Last evening..
　　hmmm..I 've been taking it easy on you panda ,but no more ,your next opponent will be me
　　alright yeh~let's go
　　step forth .two pathes to victory is to find your opponent's weakness ,and make him suffered for it
　　ohhh yeh
　　to take his strength ,and use it against him ,untill he finally bows or quits
　　but a real warrior never quits ,don't worry master ,I will never quit ah~oh~　　if he's smart,he won't come back up those steps
　　but he will
　　he's not gonna quit,is he?
　　he's not gonna quit bouncing,I'll tell you that.heheheh ...Thank you

采纳下,谢谢了.
旁传说讲述了一个传奇的武士,他的功夫技能是一个传奇.他浪迹江湖寻找敌人
牛群：我看你喜欢吃,也许你应该尝尝我的拳头
熊勇士没有说他的嘴是满的.传说他吞下,然后他说：说够了我们战斗.他事实上,他的敌人会去盲目过度暴露于纯awesomeness如此致命的!
我的眼睛…
他太可怕了
和有吸引力的…早上好大师!
熊猫,熊猫,醒来,呵呵呵…他离开我们现在怎么办,主人?这对熊猫走了,谁会成为“龙战士?
我们唯一能做的就是用更多的培训和时间真正的龙之武士会显示..相信
你在这里做什么
哈~ ~嗨,早上好大师,我以为我一点热身
你被卡住了
卡住了?没有…什么,斯图~ ~呵呵..哦,这是我要…你……我卡住了
帮助他
哦,亲爱的.也许在三,一二,
三熊哈~ ~谢谢你
不要把它
熊我真的没有欣赏的.
的人.
嗯..你真以为你能在一夜之间学会大劈叉?它需要多年的发展一年时间的灵活性,并将它应用在作战.
哦~ ~
把它放下!在这里我们收集的纪念品只有伤筋断骨
你~ ~哈哈哈~ ~优良!
让我们开始准备好了吗
我出世准备~ ~啊~ ~哦
对不起,兄弟~我以为你说你准备好了
帽子是可怕的!让我们开始吧!昨天晚上..
嗯.我一直对你手下留情,但没有更多的,你的下一个对手是我
好吧~ ~叶~~~~~吧
步骤四：…两个途径是胜利找到对手的弱点,并让他尝到苦头
哦~ ~叶
以他的力量,对付他,除非他最后弓或退出
但是,真正的武士决不会退却,别担心师父,我永远不会放弃!啊~ ~ ~哦~~~~~~如果他聪明,他不会回来的
但他会
他不会放弃的,是吗?
他不会放弃弹跳,我会告诉你.嘿嘿嘿,……谢谢你!