英文好的进来一个老外写的求翻译Dear fellow Mongers,What can be said about Xi

英文好的进来
一个老外写的求翻译
Dear fellow Mongers,
What can be said about Xian?
I realize,I have only been two Canada,Mexico,Japan,Indonesian,and every city in the United States.Although,so far,Xian is the greatest place on earth for free pussy that I know of.Xian is a college town.It sees very few foreigners.It does have the complete section of town devoted to KTV brothels.It is on the west side of town,about 1 mi.west of the bell tower on Xi Dajie,which in English is west road.You'll come to a dark intersection,but I cannot remember the name of the road,but it is a large intersection go north until you can make your first left turn.This road will be filled with KTV's on both sides.You can go in and find a short time girl for about 50 Yuan ($6) for the room and about 100 Yuan ($12) for the girl.If you want to take the girl out,it is possible but the girl must agree.It will cost you about 300 Yuan ($36) for the entire night,anything goes!Condoms are optional for those of you who like bare back.
Also,in Xian and everywhere else in China you have salons that have pink lights.They offer massages 40 Yuan / Hour ($5) usually including a happy ending,worst-case scenario,you may have to give them an extra 10 or 20 Yuan.Also available depending on your negotiating skills BBBJ and FS usually for around 100 Yuan or so total including massage,sometimes they want more.These places are everywhere they become like a mosquito light to us mongers.
I was in Xian for one year,the reason why I tell you it's the greatest place for free pussy,I slept with over 200 girls in that year and only paid for about 20 of them.
How was this possible,let me tell you,I am not a thin Man when I went to China I weighed 248 lbs..I went there on business and was only supposed to stay for 10 days.I was supposed to look at investing in an Internet company in China.After about five days I knew that there was no way that I could fully trust to invest my money in China.Then I met Li Ping,she was an 11 on the scale of 1 thru 10.She made me feel like no woman in my life has ever made me feel.She was incredible in bed and could make love five to six times a night,every night.I thought that I had finally found the woman of my dreams so I decided to stay the maximum amount of my Visa of 30 days.In 30 days I lost 20 lbs..I was so enamored by her after 30 days I went back to America and made arrangements to move to China.I went to America bought a big diamond ring,went back to China and proposed to her.She cried,and said that I would have to convince for parents,here in lies the problem.She was six years older than me although,there is no possible way you could've told it by looking at her.She had a 10-year-old daughter and just had a divorce within the last year.All of these factors made her parents impossible to agree.So I truly believe I'm destined to be a monger for the rest of my life.No problem!

关于在西安嫖妓 的感受